Author Topic: Jeep is Deadly  (Read 1136 times)

Today, my dad's 2010 Jeep broke down with a flat tire. About 2 hours later, me, my Mom, and my Dad, went to the hardware store to fix it. 1 hours of boringness later, he FINALLY gets progress. He gets 1 tire off, then he tries taking the other one off, and the car starts to loving roll downhill! (He parked on a small ramp) The car stops in a position (pictured below) that is mindblowing. That was loving scary stuff.

My face before incident: :|
My face after incident: OHMYGODOHMUHGOWD D:

The whole back of the car is perched on a loving wobbly tire. Near death experience much? And, when the 1st tire came off, it landed on his finger. So he almost died, and has a broken pinky. forget you Jeep.

You need to explain the picture.

You need to explain the picture.
The tire is holding most of the car up. The other tire is on the right.

Try using a jack next time.

So you didn't have the e-brake on and/or you had the transmission in neutral? Why?

Natural selection ried to kill your unintelligent dad.
Seriously use a jack.
And don't replace tires on a ramp.

Try using a jack next time.
He was, the jack bent or something.

Try not buying a jack at Walmart.

He was, the jack bent or something.
No, it probably just slipped because you tried using a jack on a slope which was pretty darn stupid.

you're telling me breaking a pinkie is dying
wow i better not break my pinkie

you're telling me breaking a pinkie is dying
wow i better not break my pinkie
No, if he was under the car, it could of crushed his head.

Construction rule 1:
-Never stand under suspended loads

So you didn't have the e-brake on and/or you had the transmission in neutral? Why?

Wait I just realized.  WHY WAS HE REMOVING TWO WHEELS AT ONE TIME?

Wait I just realized.  WHY WAS HE REMOVING TWO WHEELS AT ONE TIME?
This.