The above user was hired to kill you.

[Providence]

ALLAHHHH *asplosion*

[Ad Bot]

[Darkness ZXW]

WHY PROVIDENCE WHY? FORWARD MY MAIL TO UNITED REPUBLIC OF SERAGA

[Grodus]

SLENDERMAN, WHYYYYYYY!!!

[xxxxkill]

Try me.

[Zloff]

lol koppojutsu

[Conan]

Jesus Christ not the blob

[Plethora]

Kill him first, what else is there to be done about it?
Possibly by the means of hiring several bodyguards, as well as counter-hit men.
Then hide in a bunker until he's no longer a plausible threat to my person.

[Conan]

Kill him first, what else is there to be done about it?
Possibly by the means of hiring several bodyguards, as well as counter-hit men.
Then hide in a bunker until he's no longer a plausible threat to my person.

I would overpower you first with barbarian epicness (after my death)

[Razre]

How about I just match your comission, buy you a drink, and we call it even?

[nienhaus1]

Hire them to kill the person who hired them to kill me then him and I go from steal the guy who hired him to kill me and take his money and stuff.

[Conan]

How about I just match your comission, buy you a drink, and we call it even?

Sure

[nienhaus1]

Sure

Why you skip me?

Hire them to kill the person who hired them to kill me then him and I go from steal the guy who hired him to kill me and take his money and stuff.

[Khepri]

Yes

[Feep]

why would you try and kill me with a clambake overdose..? silly jimmg

[Jake White]

Oh crap.

Well, if you need me I'm definitely not fortifying my house.