Author Topic: ANOTHER DANG FORUM ADVENTURE - the hairy exploits of Pim  (Read 3329 times)



PIM, your name shall be. You woke up in something that you cannot explain, and you are possibly the worst thing alive.

You hate everything, and you're possibly a robot.

Over there, you glance at a door which is probably locked and trapped.


What shall be your first move?

do a running jump and kick down the door

Question life. And why you look like a robotic duck pigeon mutated turd.

You question life, and then your questioning abilities are removed.


The real question is, how do you not run?


The real question is, how do you not run?
nonono

the REAL question is, how not do you not do run?

dig hole underground using UBR BEK MOVZ

Think of Paradoxes

You are the best worst thinker of paradoxes


You think about rotating your wheels, but nothing happens.

fap with mental research


in an attempt to roll forward, you start to look inside yourself for the answers you need.

You phase yourself into what seemed like an eternity of falling. An eternity of horrible torture. You start to look closer, deeper, and possibly even smarter.


The world grows larger, in third person you see yourself as a hideous, bloated piece of trash that nobody cares about and locked away forever.
Your perspective grows.


What is happening, you think to yourself, what could this mean? Have you figured out the secrets to which your puny mind hid before your own eyes?


You see inside of yourself, what could have been if you actually decided to do the right things instead of the horrible things you did do.


This time you didn't see the future, nor the past. You saw the NEGA UNIVERSE.

In the Nega Universe, things turn out completely different, and what is would be horribly obscured into what isn't.


This image you are viewing, appears closer and closer until...


You wake up as something completely different in a room that is kind of the same, but completely different.

What shall you do?