I already have one. It's called a girlfriend
Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRo_6nMs9xU&feature=relmfu
Black light was hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTfHXPaAHMo&feature=relmfuFINGA RIIIIIIINGS!
is it bad that i didn't get the joke untill the end of the video?