My super extra limited edition Skyrim box came in today!

[Night Fox]

I recall from reading a cracked article that these things are mechanical and spray jizz.
DEAR LORD.

well no
a couple of them have the option to have a tube in them, and with a little syringe and the "cumlube," the idea is to make it "cum"
but like I said, only a couple of them
not the ones in the OP

one of the ones that does is called "Chico the lil' squirt"

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[Mushroom man]

"Chico the lil' squirt"

That's wrong in SO many ways.

[Night Fox]

That's wrong in SO many ways.

it's modeled after a dog snake

[Mushroom man]

it's modeled after a dog snake

Well I'll just add that to the pile of reasons I am disturbed by such a product.

[Rainbow]

this thread is now about beastality and dog roosters?

[Dodger]

one of the ones that does is called "Chico the lil' squirt"

The fact that disturbs me the most is that you know all of this

[asablief]

Night Fox.

Stop.

[-Pablo-]

Mushroom is gonna be lucky if he gets some sleep at all this month.

[koyote 117]

OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD

[Lørd Tøny]

I searched "skyrim dragon carrot" on google images and this result came up.

[asablief]

tony are you suddenly not serious anymore?

[Qwepir]

well no
a couple of them have the option to have a tube in them, and with a little syringe and the "cumlube," the idea is to make it "cum"
but like I said, only a couple of them
not the ones in the OP

one of the ones that does is called "Chico the lil' squirt"

jesus loving christ stop talking

[-Pablo-]

I searched "skyrim dragon carrot" on google images and this result came up.

W-why would you DO that??!?

[koyote 117]

jesus loving christ stop talking

[Coulmbai]

oh my god
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