I can hear my dad fapping upstairs

[koyote 117]

I'm downstairs right now, and I can hear my dad kinda moaning and a "slapslapslap" sound. :L very akward

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[DracoSoul]

thanks for this thread
my life improved with this thread
go join your dad

[koyote 117]

you are so very welcome

[Mega-Bear]

Last night I tried a very innovative technique of procrastination where I stacked two pillows and ... yeah I think you get the idea. I was kind of afraid I was rocking the bed too much and would wake someone up.

[Ningyou]

hote

[asablief]

He's actually cheating on your mother with a kitten.

[koyote 117]

Last night I tried a very innovative technique of procrastination where I stacked two pillows and ... yeah I think you get the idea. I was kind of afraid I was rocking the bed too much and would wake someone up.

what the forget
wow
did it work?

[asablief]

Last night I tried a very innovative technique of procrastination where I stacked two pillows and ... yeah I think you get the idea. I was kind of afraid I was rocking the bed too much and would wake someone up.

I'm guessing having love with the middle of them?

[koyote 117]

yeah.

[Mega-Bear]

what the forget
wow
did it work?

Yes. It worked very well.

I'm guessing having love with the middle of them?

No, I was slapping mustard and ham between them for a pillow sandwich.

[asablief]

No, I was slapping mustard and ham between them for a pillow sandwich.

delicious

[Neon]

No, I was slapping mustard and ham between them for a pillow sandwich.

Seems legit.

[koyote 117]

Seems legit.

this

[Qwepir]

why the forget did i open this thread
why the forget did i READ THE CONTENTS OF THIS THREAD

[koyote 117]

because you want pics of my dad jackin