Author Topic: You have been sentenced to death.  (Read 999 times)

Painlessly and swiftly.


Death by too much love with Jessica Alba.

I win.

Death by saving the whole Earth from aliens by being a Self Delete bomber.

Death by saving the whole Earth from aliens by being a Self Delete bomber.

How are you sentenced to something like that?

I think some people are mistaking this for a "how do you want to die" thread.


Death by spoon by some creepy guy with a black cape (Lord Tony)



Death by too much love with Jessica Alba.

I win.
Death by loveual exhaustion with Lupe Fuentes and Madison Ivy.

I WIN.

Death by loveual exhaustion with Lupe Fuentes and Madison Ivy.

I WIN.

That makes a lot of sense, because after loving those whores you'll die a long, agonizing death from AIDS, Hep C, and herpes.