Author Topic: 6 year old boy is a love offender for playing "doctor" with 5-year old girl  (Read 2292 times)

« Last Edit: November 26, 2011, 08:37:07 PM by HerpaDerp »

Please tell me this is a joke site.
People can't be this loving dumb.


* Gojira puts gun to head

what the hell

at least the lawyers are making forgetloads of cash, thats why being a lawyer might be a good idea.

Wowe.
Like two kids are going to know any better.

hote

Seriously. Our legal system is just wasting money on this case. I said "love" in first grade, and my parents just told me it's a bad word, no punishment or anything.

How can a 6 year old go to jail?


"Holy crap!" "He's playing doctor!!!!" "Everyone, sue the parents, he's a love offender!"
It's funny because this is most likely fake.
A prosecutor couldn't possibly be that stupid to think that's a reason to claim someone's a love offender.
They don't just give anyone that job.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2011, 08:45:24 PM by Blocko 3D »

this is obviously fake. there are some grammatical mistakes, and it just doesn't feel like an official article

this is obviously fake. there are some grammatical mistakes, and it just doesn't feel like an official article
I noticed that, as well.
The judge's last name is "Dyke", just saying.

it's not fake, the parents are actually suing the D.A., Lisa Riniker, about this.

http://reason.com/blog/2011/11/23/parents-sue-da-for-charging-their-6-year


Being curious and following nature as a 6 year old is a felony guys! Hooray!