Am I paranoid?

[Kilser]

After I got jumped I have been very carful and more or less more strict when it comes to dealing and income. That is a side note though,

Am I paranoid because I got jumped?

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[Crøwn]

Yep

[Sami2ss]

buy taser
get jumped
???
profit

[Kilser]

buy taser
get jumped
???
profit

How bout a baton and a can of mace?

[Saber15]

common signs of developing paranoid schizophrenia. see a doctor.

[Sami2ss]

How bout a baton and a can of mace?

How bout a mace and a can of whoop-ass?

[Skateaton]

dude.
you're dealing.
how the forget do you not expect that stuff in the first place?

[Mysteroo]

buy taser
get jumped
???
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Although I think that's a joke, when one of my friends got hit in the face, he got a tazer that he's been walking with.

[Kilser]

dude.
you're dealing.
how the forget do you not expect that stuff in the first place?

That was a side not.
Not to confuse topics.

[Counter98]

Reasonably paranoid

[fred da kiko]

get a switch blade.

[Sami2ss]

get a switch blade.

get jumped
buy switchblade
get jumped again
stab 57 times
go to court
get aquitted
go to school
look at your class after they saw your trial on the news
???
profit