Author Topic: This just in: you are now a freakin' barnyard animal  (Read 1351 times)

Yes it's true this whole time your brain lied to you up until this point you thought you actually had some meaning in your life but boo hoo you're a barnyard animal of your choice

you see the alpha male recently nailed your hot sister whom you've had dibs on for quite some time but her pregnant womb kinda popped that little animal boner thing you get when you're really horny

anyways, i'm rambling. your sister animal thing is now giving birth to his child and you, in grief, run away into the nearest city.

until that is until you get caught in a traffic highway.

this leads to unfortunate events where you have to choose how to escape from the traffic highway

how do you do so?



Being a lawnmower, I would trample over all the cars and cross the road safely.

I am horse and ride into the sunset.

I will play the part of fence.



I call border collie


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« Last Edit: November 28, 2011, 09:54:32 PM by Black and White »

I call border collie


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Already called, you are now the broom
« Last Edit: November 28, 2011, 10:05:25 PM by Boston Terrier »



Is confused an animal?
I really hope it is

im the air that you breath

im a cat
yay spikyrichard