Author Topic: What the forget is this, Skittles? (Read 2950 times)

rockslide26 · November 28, 2011, 10:51:37 PM

Look at that motherforgeter right above this text. IT IS A GREEN MOTHERloving SKITTLE. Why the hell do they exist? Are they only there to be a pain in the ass? Or do they just add weight to the bag? Well, regardless, they're loving horrible. I just reached into a bag of skittles and the first loving one I pull out is green. I eat it, forgetting that it tastes like laundry detergent and crystal pepsi mixed together. Who the forget likes green skittles? Why do they even exist? They only add weight to the package and their only purpose is to turn up in a hand full of otherwise delicious skittles to contaminate it and piss you off. Seriously, these things taste like absolute loving stuff. Why do they even make these/what do they put in them to make them taste so bad?

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Kingdaro · November 28, 2011, 10:53:11 PM

See this son of a bitch? This is a loving POST motherforgeters.

Kill All · November 28, 2011, 10:53:39 PM

Title reminded me of this

Kingdaro · November 28, 2011, 10:54:28 PM

oh stuff son.

Tokthree · November 28, 2011, 10:54:49 PM

It's called a lime, it's a very common fruit and they even have a picture of it on the packets of Skittles.
I don't mind them, I eat Skittles half a packet at a time and they add a nice zing to the mixture of flavours, Skittles are meant to be eaten by the handful as opposed to one at a time

Jetlok · November 28, 2011, 10:55:02 PM

they taste fine

Night Fox · November 28, 2011, 10:55:53 PM

I LOVE THEM ALL

Shadowed999 · November 28, 2011, 10:57:05 PM

Green, Yellow, and Red all the way.

Thompson · November 28, 2011, 10:59:33 PM

I only eat the primary ones, the rest I make into text like "These skittles suck"

Isjix · November 28, 2011, 10:59:50 PM

Edman · November 28, 2011, 11:00:54 PM

Green skittles rule. Rockslide sucks.

Tokthree · November 28, 2011, 11:01:34 PM

Quote from: Thompson on November 28, 2011, 10:59:33 PM

I only eat the primary ones, the rest I make into text like "These skittles suck"

You must buy pretty big bags of Skittles.
On a slightly related subject I once bought a pack of Skittles and, much to my delight, it was filled with nothing but strawberry and blackcurrant ones.
Honest

JackBlueJack · November 28, 2011, 11:01:52 PM

Back then they did not allow any bright colors in any candy. It was banned by the main food organization because they thought it caused cancer.

stuntman021 · November 28, 2011, 11:02:22 PM

red skittles suck ass, green skittles 4eva

Jay the Cartoonist · November 28, 2011, 11:04:00 PM

My favorite is the dark purple ones :)