Why was six afraid of seven?

[Freek]

Post your answer.
My answer: Because 7 was the leader of 9/11.

Best answers so far:

Q: Why was six afraid of Seven?

A: To get to the other side!
-Firecycle


Because Six was a whore and raped 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1, but wont touch 7 because 7 Is a friggin Police Officer and has records of 6's Activities. THATS THE TRUE STORY
-Becquerel

Because 7 is from Canada.

Dun dun dun...

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[Becquerel]

BECAUSE 7/11 STORES

[LeetZero]

Because 7 is bigger than 6.

[M]

Well... uhh, seven drinks a lot.

[battlebrain]

becuz 789!!!

[Comatose]

Because convience store.

[Regulith]

Obligatory: "Because 7 is a monday"

Had to happen eventually.

[carolcat]

Numbers don't have feelings. Therefore 6 cannot be afraid of 7.

/nofun

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Numbers don't have feel---

Numbers don't have feelings. Therefore 6 cannot be afraid of 7.

/nofun

great minds think alike

[Yosher]

because seven raped nine

oh wait.

[BobSevenSevens]

Because 7 stole 6's girlfriend, 9, and threatened to have his mafia dad put out a hit on 6 if he complained.

get it 69 olol

[Jairo]

Numbers don't have feelings. Therefore 6 cannot be afraid of 7.

/nofun

[Mr.Noßody]

Because seven is a registered love offender.

[Camera]

7 is too lucky for the satanic number of 6.

[.:FancyPants:.]

I expect a full web comic with at least 100 pages by tomorrow, including action, suspense, and romance on my desk tomorrow, about why six is afraid of seven.