I stepped on glass outside. It hurts super bad. My mommy wont get it out for me.
I freaking love my mom. Don't like it? Idgaf, she's my mom, she birthed me. I do everything for my mommy. She's my rolemodel mkay?
no offence but do you realise how embarassing that sounds
it's a jokehurr durr
oh wow internet tough guy"MUMMY! HA! HOW MUCH OF A SOOK ARE YOU!"
Sorry night fox, but i laughed at the second line