Author Topic: The biography of comr4de: a story of love and loss CHAPTER 2 RELEASED!!!!  (Read 1087 times)

an anonymouse person offered to write this for me so he did

Tingalz: the story of a homo butt
Tingalz: named com rad

Tingalz: one day com rad made a gay stuffty clan called isbc
Tingalz: it was so stuffty it almost died
Tingalz: then the glorious and handsom tingles made asi
Tingalz: comrad then figured that in order to prevent his gay clan from dying
Tingalz: he needed to join forces
Tingalz: the glorious tingles looked down at the peasant
Tingalz: and through his generousity let him into his ranks
Tingalz: asi thrived
Tingalz: under the rule of tingles
Tingalz: then the WARE happened
Tingalz: betwen asi
Tingalz: and umm i forget
Comr4de: it was the war with that gay clan by plant
Tingalz: and it went dormant
Tingalz: comrad
Tingalz: no longer the stuffty gay ashole he was btw
Tingalz: since he was changed by the essents of tingles
Tingalz: was a hapy man
Tingalz: and made isbc again
Tingalz: this time it was not stuff!!!!!!
Tingalz: and it was as good as asi
Tingalz: then it turned to ION
Tingalz: ion was very stuffposty
Tingalz: then
Tingalz: THEN
Tingalz: the dark ages fell
Tingalz: the dark ages
Tingalz: of
Tingalz: ARES
Tingalz: stuffposting was everywhere
Tingalz: as tingles was not as active to stop it
Tingalz: and comrad let his clan die!!!!!!!!!
Tingalz: after much drama
Tingalz: The last act of this terrible treachery was played out above Terra, as the COMRAD led a desperate assault against stuffPOSTINGS' flagship. Though the COMRAD was a being of unfathomable psychic and physical might, stuffPOSTING had become mighty indeed, bloated with the powers of all four stuffPOST Gods. After a tragic battle, and though heartbroken at the loss of his favoured son, the COMRAD finally slew stuffPOSTING, though the struggle left him close to death. In this state he was found by TIGALS. The dying COMRAD dictated plans for the arcane life-support machine that would sustain his remaining cells for over ten thousand years, and he was subsequently interred in this altered version of the Golden Throne.
Davy: Chapter TWO the beGAYning
Davy: after comrad was put on the golden throne he realized hsi true love was a MAN
Davy: so comrad nuked them
Davy: and then comrad realized his friends were all dead so he got BANned
Davy: (he joined BAN
Davy: and met his true love ace
Davy: comrd and ace made love in space
Davy: and made space ace babies
Davy: realy gay
Davy: and then the BAN ended but began again
Davy: and then comrad killed the usurper and stole BAN
Davy: but it wasent ARES so it died again
Davy: and now he lives in a spaceship

Tingalz: Chapter 3 THE END
Tingalz: this next chapter of comrads life
Tingalz: is a perplexing one indeed
Tingalz: it has bewildered many minds
Tingalz: and made many think
Tingalz: tales from far lands
Tingalz: and other things too
Tingalz: but it all boils down
Tingalz: to one thing
Tingalz: of his
Tingalz: life
Tingalz: that was so changing
Tingalz: and moving
Tingalz: that the earth shook
Tingalz: and volcanoes erupted
Tingalz: and it can all be said
Tingalz: in one phrase
Tingalz: and that phrase
Tingalz: is about to be said
Tingalz: but i warn you
Tingalz: it is not
Tingalz: for the faint of heart
Tingalz: as many have gone insane from it
Tingalz: but
Tingalz: i warn you now
Tingalz: that
Tingalz: you may not escape with your sanity
Tingalz: but
Tingalz: the phrase
Tingalz: IS
Tingalz: THE
Tingalz is now offline.
Tingalz is now online.
Tingalz:11:22 PM - Tingalz: FOLLOWING:
11:22 PM - Tingalz: comrad plays tau and hes rely gay
Tingalz OM forget STEAM CRASHED

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« Last Edit: November 29, 2011, 11:19:56 PM by comr4de »

i thought it was good even though it had some plot holes i think the anonymous writer should get some reward

i thought it was good even though it had some plot holes i think the anonymous writer should get some reward
your right I'll buy him a steam game





I read the title and just said "Uh oh"

But Aces just stood dormant as he saw 3 gay clans battle xD.

Lol you cigarette you such big ego bet you wrote yourself.

Lol you cigarette you such big ego bet you wrote yourself.
i promes that is all legitimat and tigals wrote it all

I'll take 6 copies, hard cover and autographed.