Ok, So as some of you may know, A while back I made a thread called: "things to do in an elevator". Back in like 2008 or something, But that doesn't matter. Anyway, I came here today to bring that thread back. But seeing as my old Account was banned I can't edit that thread. So now I will just make a new one. So, Lets begin.
THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then scream,"That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
26) bring a friend onto the elevator and beat him up in a fake way then pin him down and tell one of the other passangers to do a countdown when you win get the passanger to hold your hand up in victory.
27) If you work or own the office, bring small walls, and build a small room on one of the floors. Bring a desk, and some chairs. Dress up, with about 6 other people, and all sit at the table like a top secret meeting. Whenever someone comes up, hold up fake guns, and intimidatingly ask how they got in. then make them leave.
28) Stand facing the wrong direction and when people come in they will go with the crowd and face the same way, then when there's enough people you can turn around and they all look stupid.
29) Press every floor button on the wall
30) Climb through the ceiling and cut the wires with bolt cutters. Just for laughs
31) Let out a really quiet, rank fart and then blame it on someone else.
32) Wear full military gear with a rifle whilst in an elevator.When it's your stop charge out like you're in a firefight.Do with friends for extra lulz.
33) Urinate at will.
34) Press your button and the close button at the same time. It will skip all the other buttons pressed and go to your floor.
35) Release tear gas.
36) fap
37) Hit the emergency stop or off button without anyone seeing you and have everyone in the elevator freak out.
38) Crouch down in a corner and growl at people with fake blood dripping from your hands and mouth.
39) stand near the back right corner and shove the guy in front of you into the wall
then turn around and stare at the guy in the centre and say "s'nami bog" and twist your head like a boss and nod to the guy on the left corner and walk out
40) Get in the corner and look at it, then, make an unzipping sound, then make fapping noises.
41) Start chewing on random people's clothing.
42) kill yourself
43) Make sure you are alone. Lie on the floor as if you had been killed or knocked out by something. When someone walks in don't move but when they crouch down to see if you are ok yell loudly and scare them
44) Set up a second home, then yell at everyone for trespassing.
45) Get some bubble gum, chew loudly, then start blowing bubbles in peoples faces, then tell them what flavour it is
46) Bring dolls onto the elevator then ask if others want to play barbie rape.
47) Scream "OWWW MY BOWLS!" and then make farting noises with your mouth.
48) In the inverse, block off the elevator to prevent zombie apocalypse survivors from surviving
49) hold the door open for someone and when they get ~2 metres away from the door close it with the door close button, hold it and press the floor farthest away from that one and keep holding both buttons
50) Yell loudly that you're a member of Al Queda, pull out an Airsoft gun, and plant a fake C4 on the wall, while shouting "PLANTING CLAYMORE!!!" while making them all sit in the corner and roostershot anyone that stands or talks at all.
51) When the elevator is full, go to the front and turn away from the door.
Everyone freaks out.
52) Jump when it moves down.
I would add all the contributors names but I'm too lazy, Just check the comments/posts. Whatever you call them :3
If you guys can think of any more fell free to post them and I will add them to the list.
