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[Trogtor]

Usually every morning when my parents wake me up, I don't get out of bed. I end up Lucid Dreaming, like, I'm putting on my cloths and eating breakfast, and I think this is all real, when my parents wake me up, (again) I'm like "forget, I'm not even dressed."

It kinda pisses me off. Lol

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[LizzyRascal]

funfact:

How do I make a snake?

[Trogtor]

How do I make a snake?

The whole reason of that is so you can get a quicker climax.

Why would you need a fake snake if you can't get snake like climaxs?

[Colten]

Usually every morning when my parents wake me up, I don't get out of bed. I end up Lucid Dreaming, like, I'm putting on my cloths and eating breakfast, and I think this is all real, when my parents wake me up, (again) I'm like "forget, I'm not even dressed."

It kinda pisses me off. Lol

Thats not lucid dreaming thats a false awakening
I get those every morning pretty much, like Ill wake up and my dad will be like "YOURE OFF TODAY. NO SCHOOL" and Ill go to sleep and then wake up late

[LizzyRascal]

It was basically an artificial vagina. And I want an artificial snake for the same reason.

[Skateaton]

funfact:
Get a towel and a latex glove, (lotion optional)
put the towel on a flat surface, around one of the top/bottom sides of the towel (as if it was a portrait picture) Put the towel so that the wrist part is hanging off. Roll it up like a joint.
Now, with the excess wrist part, roll that stuffa round the edge of the towel. Put lotion and forget THAT stuff.
LIKE forget IT SO HARD YOU' climax ALL OVER THAT stuff FFFFFFFF
result: brown town love like feeling
HOMEMADE FLESHLIGHT
and THEN, you can like clench the hole end and then MAKE DAT stuff TIGHTER.

PAGELOSS.

[Trogtor]

Thats not lucid dreaming thats a false awakening
I get those every morning pretty much, like Ill wake up and my dad will be like "YOURE OFF TODAY. NO SCHOOL" and Ill go to sleep and then wake up late

Oh, ok. Well I need to catch up on this Lucid Dreaming because I have never done it.

[BlockoCrafter]

I got one we do at home, not sure if other people do it but:

Scrambled Eggs in 1-2 minutes! Good for quick breakfasts!

Ingredients:
-1 egg [regular, not hardboiled]
-1 measuring glass cup (the small round ones)
-1 fork
-1 plate
-Some salt, pepper, etc. [if you like to add flavor]
-A microwave

Instructions:
-Crack egg and put it in measuring cup.
-Stir with fork until the egg yolk spreads and the egg material is completely yellow.
-Put it in microwave for 33 seconds [longer if needed]
-Empty the egg onto a plate (be careful, the glass cup will be hot!)
-Let the egg cool and mash it up a bit if you would like
-Add spices
-Enjoy!

[Trogtor]

A dream is one of the most magnificent things in this world. I simply love it.

[Colten]

A dream is one of the most magnificent things in this world. I simply love it.

This
Ive always been amazed by the mind and dreams <3

[BlockoCrafter]

A dream is one of the most magnificent things in this world. I simply love it.

I dreamed I had water-bending.
I watched too many Avatar episodes that night, by the way.

[Trogtor]

funfact:
Get a towel and a latex glove, (lotion optional)
put the towel on a flat surface, around one of the top/bottom sides of the towel (as if it was a portrait picture) Put the towel so that the wrist part is hanging off. Roll it up like a joint.
Now, with the excess wrist part, roll that stuffa round the edge of the towel. Put lotion and forget THAT stuff.
LIKE forget IT SO HARD YOU' climax ALL OVER THAT stuff FFFFFFFF
result: brown town love like feeling
HOMEMADE FLESHLIGHT
and THEN, you can like clench the hole end and then MAKE DAT stuff TIGHTER.

[SpreadsPlague]

This thread just got really weird really fast.

[LizzyRascal]

This
Ive always been amazed by the mind and dreams <3

Their even better when you control them. You can do anything at all. I love to lucid dream that I'm inside the Minecraft universe.

[Captain Crazy]

A dream is one of the most magnificent things in this world. I simply love it.

My dreams play out like my life was written by someone who was hit on the head by a hammer many, many times

This thread just got really weird really fast.

what's worse; a spongeglove forget-cup or the anthro dragoness