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I tried lucid dreaming last night. I got that feeling of something pressing on my chest. Weirdest thing I have EVER felt. Then I was all twitchy and stuff so I slept like normal. I think that's a good start...

I tried lucid dreaming last night. I got that feeling of something pressing on my chest. Weirdest thing I have EVER felt. Then I was all twitchy and stuff so I slept like normal. I think that's a good start...
this happened to me twice now.. lol.

I WOULD go lucid, but.. How will I wake up? just blink alot?
I shook my real life legs because that was the only thing I could control.

The pressure is just gravity, thats why they tell you to lie on your back and not your side.
Ive just fallen asleep twice now :(
I MUST LUCID DREAM

I tried lucid dreaming last night. I got that feeling of something pressing on my chest. Weirdest thing I have EVER felt. Then I was all twitchy and stuff so I slept like normal. I think that's a good start...
So I tried the technique and had the best dream of my life lasting 31 days in the dream and 15 hours in real life. I don't know if you guys will belive me, but it was the most gratifying dream i've ever had and i felt hugely rested after it.

Setting: California
Characters: My sister, me, my cousin, my godfather, and my other cousin.
So it starts when we hear news of an incoming zombie apocalypse. My godfather traded our family car for a big truck with 8 seats in it (o.e). We run across the state while running over zombies and stopping for supplies. We have 10 dogs that we can let loose to kill the zombies, and man eating plants for traps. We are low on supplies, so I imagined a big office depot in a parking lot. We go in, and get our needed supplies (weirdly, it still had a bunch of people in it). However, my sister accidentally loosened up 2 bolts on  a support, and it made 2 parts of the building collapse (it was a 5 story tall home depot). While we were checking out at the register, the manager wouldn't let us go out because my sister destroyed half of the building, so our cosuin punched him in the face and we ran towards our car. As we were heading out the door, the evacuation alarms activate in the building, and the ground starts to shake- it's an earthquake. As we run like forget to the car, the building collapses and starts tumbling down (it was on top of a hill). Luckily, we parked behind another small building, so we had time to get on. I'm yelling, "START THE CAR! START THE CAR!" to my uncle as giant forklifts and trucks fly past us. The building we're parking behind gets hit by an 18-wheeler and it collapses, while our truck is already speeding off. As we are fleeing, a giant skyscraper starts to fall down, and it crushes all the people behind us while we barely escape. We were trying to get out of the city using the gihgways, but they were all blocked so we had to go on the smaller roads. As we were passing through the suburbs, the ground in front of us borke away, and my godfather drove INTO a house and drove UP the stairs, goiung through the other wall.
I will continue this later.

Every time I try the sleep paralysis method, my throat gets really uncomfortable and it keeps making me have to swallow. I think repeated swallowing is ruining the whole "lay motionless" part.

Removed Pic, let's avoid doing things like bombs and other lethal-ish/illegal things
Lame.

One time I had a lucid dream with all the Blockland forum members in it. It was very fun. Then a pony fight broke out, and Asa got a black eye.

Then me and Kingdaro flew away. :cookieMonster:

Then me and Kingdaro flew away. :cookieMonster:
tactical fanfic inbound, it's over

I tried the lucid dreaming, I got all numb, then felt the pressure on my chest, then stopped being numb, but thats about it, I didn't fall asleep or have any cool dreams or anything.

On an unrelated note, I have the best time to try the taking-change-from-the-vending-machine thing. Saturday morning practices at Mock Trial, almost no one's there.

So this thread is about lucid dreaming now?

horystuff whattheforget

the forget is wrong with anon

So this thread is about lucid dreaming now?
-stuff-
horystuff whattheforget

This is what I was talking about.

Not to mention there's a recipe on how to make a deadly as forget poison.
This is why I want the links removed.

1/2 loveual stuff, 3/8ths illegal stuff, 1/8 actual mindhacks
stuffty collection there
I'm going there next

This is what I was talking about.

Not to mention there's a recipe on how to make a deadly as forget poison.
This is why I want the links removed.

Personally I've really enjoyed everything I've learned in this thread. I would never dream of making that lethal poison, but knowing the extreme detail I know of making it, like which chemicals and whatnot, it would sound very believable if I wanted to freak someone out.

Think about it:

"I'm going to poison you"

"psh, whatever"

vs.

"I know how to make a odorless, tasteless powder from castor beans, acetone, and lye that can EASILY be slipped into anything you eat or drink. It will kill you slowly over the course of 4-5 days, and it will be a very painful process as it attacks the blood and internal organs of your body. The cure is expensive, and rare to find. Did I mention it's pretty much impossible to detect?"

"._."

YOU CAN SCARE THE LIVING stuff OUT OF ANYBODY WHO PISSES YOU OFF. But of course don't actually make the stuff, that's just horrible and illegal.