Hello, pokemon trainers.
Look at me.
Now look at your Squirtle.
BACK TO ME.
Sadly, your Squirtle isn't me, but if you stopped being a little pusillanimous individual and started fighting the trainers, he might be as strong as me.
Look forward.
Now back.
Now look at your Squirtle.
Where is he?
I ate him.
Look at me.
What am I doing here?
To welcome you to route one. OF HELL.
Anything is possible when you have a Giratina.
I'm now a sandwich.