Pokémon VG Megathread

[Nitro_Weavile]

I don't wanna keep the cigarette

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[Nitro_Weavile]

Khorde get online

[Buu]

seeing how there's a new fad for using ditto as a lead, I trained a new smeargle to try a new strategy:

Lenny
item: berry juice (doesn't matter what he's holding really)
Rest
worry seed
curse
baton pass

Since any ditto used in battle will have imposter, they'll almost always use worry seed after noticing rest, while smeargle will uses a worry seed of his own. then he'll baton pass his worry seed to regigigas, removing his slow start and making him immune to sleep, while no matter what the other guy does, he'll probably get paralyzed by regi's thunderwave or return stomped.

[Regulith]

seeing how there's a new fad for using ditto as a lead, I trained a new smeargle to try a new strategy:

Lenny
item: berry juice (doesn't matter what he's holding really)
Rest
worry seed
curse
baton pass

Since any ditto used in battle will have imposter, they'll almost always use worry seed after noticing rest, while smeargle will uses a worry seed of his own. then he'll baton pass his worry seed to regigigas, removing his slow start and making him immune to sleep, while no matter what the other guy does, he'll probably get paralyzed by regi's thunderwave or return stomped.

That's great except every Impostor Ditto ever has a Choice Scarf and probably won't lead when they see Smeargle on team preview

[Khorde]

Khorde get online

SORRY MATE. MISSED YOUR WINDOW NOW IM AT IHOP SRY

[Zanaran2]

SORRY MATE. MISSED YOUR WINDOW NOW IM AT IHOP SRY

can you buy us a rooty tooty fresh and fruity?? with strawberry syrup?

[Cargøn]

I never actually use legendaries unless I eat stupid-o's for breakfast
They're really just trophies to me so I have like no attachment to them
i do like a couple like meloetta and darkrai but not for their stats or usefulness
but yeah i instantly hate anyone who uses legandaries online

[Zanaran2]

I never actually use legendaries unless I eat stupid-o's for breakfast
They're really just trophies to me so I have like no attachment to them
i do like a couple like meloetta and darkrai but not for their stats or usefulness
but yeah i instantly hate anyone who uses legandaries online

what if you use regigigas? not like they want to but still

[Cargøn]

what if you use regigigas? not like they want to but still

no offense but i'm pretty sure slaking would do better
yeah he'd only be around half the time but both he and regigigas are only around for like two turns anywhozit so might as well get my mileage on good stats

[Khorde]

can you buy us a rooty tooty fresh and fruity?? with strawberry syrup?

i went on a date (idk no money was spent so it proly wasnt a date) with a pretty gril and got free pamcapes because of free pamcape day

nitro im available to trade if ur not sleeping mister

[Night Fox]

like a shiny gyarados, a shiny pichu was given out as an event, so a lot of people have one and it's not as valuable as the other shinies.
but if it makes you happy and like pikachu, then good on you m8

i found out that shiny zigzagoon was given out during some kinda berry bug fixing thing??? idk what. but i think it's cute so who even cares. not like I'd use it for trading anyway

[Nitro_Weavile]

i went on a date (idk no money was spent so it proly wasnt a date) with a pretty gril and got free pamcapes because of free pamcape day

nitro im available to trade if ur not sleeping mister

oh did u make babes that u didnt know how they got there

but no sorry prob tommorow afternoon if ur not banging someone

[Scream.]

Got a shiny lvl100 japanese ditto with 6ivs in wonder trade today. Thank you based helix fossil

I'll finally be able to make some good shinies with MM. He's a lil cutie too. :3

[WaffleCake]

so i genned a team that's not really serious
who wants to battle

[danisaac5]

I tried a drapion in my online team, worked out pretty well, walling out a raikou and a talonflame. I might try a magnezone due to its typing and the fact it resists a lot of typings.