Male: Just let me keep this stuff please, it's all I have
Guard: God dammmmmmmmmn that's a lot of bags
Male: FINE take them just stop hitting me with your electrical carrot
Guard: Let's play tag!
Me: Safe!
Guard: forgetin cheater
Guard: You're no fun.
I'm not that fat! Christ lady, you're not such a model yourself.
So many ugly people
Make me
Do you always stand there?
I am holding it you douche!
Just don't hurt me. I'm a delicate flower like my mom said.
Oooh somebody's in TROUUUBLE
Wow, will it kill you to say 'please'?
I'll just put this here.
See, that's being polite!
Did you hear what I said earlier? I'm a delicate flower!
Better grab this book for self defense!
Frany, is that you?
That security guard from black mesa?
That's nice, dear.
Who's baldy mcgee over here?
That has to be the worst reaction face ever made.
You know me, the quiet, good kind of fellow.
I should run into a LOT of checkpoints.
Likewise, cueball.
No stuff.
I never realized how much comr4de looked like barney.
Challenge accepted!
This oddly shaped box shall do.
Ok, if I put it over my head, it will stay on my head while I climb up the ladder!
forget!
Damn physics. I took you on for a PhD! I SHALL MASTER YOU ONCE AGAIN!
Hyup!
Damn it.
HNNGH!
stuff.
THIS HAS TO WOOOOOOOOOORK!!!!!!
COME ON YOU BASTARD BOX!!!
This is getting me nowhere.
Well stuff. I could have just used THESE boxes!
That's better.
This is a bad idea.
I shouldn't be doing thi- forget
WILL HE SURVIVE THE FALL?! WILL BARNEY EVER STOP BEING FAT?! CAN KLIENER GROW HAIR?! TUNE IN NEXT CHAPTER!!!
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