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An essay on booty

To delve deeply into booty is an exciting adventure. I really, really like booty. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, booty is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the easily lead, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on booty and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. No symbol is more potent than booty in society today. It smells of success.

Status, Security, Fame - booty, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to booty, again and again.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. Of course, booty fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, as is standard in this case.

Inflation    

                            booty

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank inflation sings a very different tune. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing booty and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the famous political Kuuipo T. Time 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] I argue that his insight into booty provided the inspiration for these great words. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to booty.
Is booty politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with booty? We can say that booty must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It replenishes the self, provides financial security and is always fashionably late.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Keanu Cruise: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without booty.' [3]



Do your worst.

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[Night Fox]

oh god
oh man yes

[Name is Unavailable]

Someone should actually use this for a school essay as a joke.

[Freek]

   
An essay on Freek

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Freek? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Freek. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, there are just not enough blues songs written about Freek. It is estimated that that Freek is thought about eight times every day by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Here begins my indepth brown townysis of the glourious subject of Freek.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Freek to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A child’s approach to Freek demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Of paramount importance to any study of Freek within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will primarily be focusing on the JTB-Guide-Dog model of economics.
Transport
Costs   

      

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Freek is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Clearly transport costs will continue to follow Freek for the foreseeable future. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the two sides of Freek.

We cannot talk of Freek and politics without remembering the words of jazz singer Noah Lionel Forbes richardinson 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Freek until he was well into his thirties. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Freek to politics is 'participation'.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Freek, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

In conclusion, Freek has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It replenishes the self, it stimulates and never hides.

I shall give the final word to star Sigourney Cruise: 'My Daddy loved Freek and his Daddy loved Freek.' [3]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

   
An essay on buttsecks

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about buttsecks? Underestimate buttsecks at your peril. Remarkably buttsecks is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning buttsecks by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on buttsecks and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with buttsecks. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he was clearly refering to the impact of buttsecks on today's society. Much has been said about the influence of the media on buttsecks. Observers claim it smells of success.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - buttsecks is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets buttsecks they are changed.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, buttsecks fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
Inflation    

      buttsecks

What a splendid graph. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank inflation is in financial terms 'holding hands with buttsecks.' Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing chalk and cheese.

To quote the famous political Esperanza T. Time 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to buttsecks this is clearly true. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of buttsecks to politics is 'participation'.
While buttsecks may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

In conclusion, buttsecks must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It enriches, influences the influencers, and it brings the best out in people.

I will leave the last word to the famous Stevie Kournikova: 'I demand buttsecks, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

[Regulith]

I'm not even going to try this site because "booty" was the best possible word to use and there's no point trying to make a better one

[Dr.Block]

What a splendid graph

I lost it there.

[Block Box]

   
An essay on Money
The issues involving Money has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Money. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those most reliant on technology, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Here begins my indepth brown townysis of the glourious subject of Money.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they borrowed much from Money. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Money is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Did I mention how lovely Money is? Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Money will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will begin by looking at the Inter-Spam model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Interest   


Money

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Well interest will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Money, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Money.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting night and day.

Take a moment to consider the words of the famous political Maximilian Tuigamala 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Money to politics is 'participation'.

I hope, for our sake that Money will endure.
Conclusion

We can say with certainty Money has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It sings a new song, invades where necessary and always chips in.

One final thought from the talented Uma J. Fox: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Money by my side.' [3]

Actually makes sense. Kinda.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

One final thought from the talented Uma J. Fox: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Money by my side.' [3]

this man speaks the truth

[Proog]

An essay on AIDS
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand AIDS. The constantly changing fashionable take on AIDS demonstrates the depth of the subject. Indispensable to homosapians today, AIDS is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, trapped by their infamous history. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however AIDS raises the question 'why?'

Recent thought on AIDS has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, AIDS will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.



The statistics make it clear that AIDS is a major market factor. My personal view is that the cost of living cannot sustain this instability for long. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting AIDSilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, jazz singer Augstin Rock 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of AIDS until he was well into his thirties. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then AIDS makes a good case for being the icing.

While AIDS may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

In conclusion, AIDS may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It fills a hole, brings glamour to an unglamorous time, though AIDS brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly AIDS.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Elton Cruise: 'I love AIDS? Yes! Hurray for AIDS!' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] My AIDS! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

[Regulith]

I was wrong, "AIDS" topped "booty" easily.

[Night Fox]

I prefer booty

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Oh come on, buttsecks is pure gold

[Night Fox]

Oh come on, buttsecks is pure gold

I know it is, but I don't understand how that's relevant

[Regulith]

Oh come on, buttsecks is pure gold

I found the word "buttsecks" funny for no longer than 3 months