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An essay on Best Day Ever
The subject of Best Day Ever has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Underestimate Best Day Ever at your peril. Though Best Day Ever is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It still has the power to shock global commercial enterprises, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Here begins my indepth brown townysis of the glourious subject of Best Day Ever.
Social Factors
As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they must have been referning to Best Day Ever. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Best Day Ever is quite good.
Status, Security, Fame - Best Day Ever, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It grows stonger every day.
Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. Of course, Best Day Ever fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. Market
Value
Of
Gold
Best Day Ever
How do we explain these clear trends? Of course the market value of gold is in financial terms 'holding hands with Best Day Ever.' Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.
Political Factors
Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing Best Day Ever and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing Best Day Everism and post-Best Day Everism.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by jazz singer Bonaventure H. Amster 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Best Day Ever until he was well into his thirties. History tells us that Best Day Ever will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Is Best Day Ever politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
We can say with certainty Best Day Ever plays a large part in the lives of all. It replenishes the self, brings glamour to an unglamorous time, though Best Day Ever brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Best Day Ever.
The final say goes to the award winning Ozzy Morissette: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]
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[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing
lol An essay on Buttlove
The subject of Buttlove has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. There are many factors which influenced the development of Buttlove. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Buttlove is rarely given rational consideration by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who just don't like that sort of thing. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Buttlove.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Buttlove to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Buttlove raises the question 'why?'
Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard Buttlove. I haven’t. If society has a favourite child, it is Buttlove.
Economic Factors
There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Buttlove. We will study the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Transport Costs
Buttlove
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Buttlove, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Even a child could work out that transport costs world wide are driven entirely by Buttlove. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.
Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing Buttloveilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, award winning journalist Maximilian Shandy 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] What a fantastic quote. History tells us that Buttlove will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Why did Buttlove cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Buttlove doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion
To conclude Buttlove plays a large part in the lives of all. It inspires, applauds greatness and it is human.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Mariah Lopez: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]
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[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing
[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Buttlove, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing
