Author Topic: I officially hate nature.  (Read 1144 times)

Yup I used to like it but not anymore, want to know why? Ok. Today I was walking down the stairs normally then I decided to jump the last step for no reason and guess what? No I did not fall... I landed perfectly but next thing you know randomly I slipped and got wet with mud all over now im pissed because I have no extra clothes oh yes and I scrapped my hand all over the small rocks got some of them stuck inside my hand. But im okay still. Oh and btw I get hurt by nature everyday.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2011, 05:40:52 PM by CJwarrior »


i'm gonna say it before anyone else does

damn nature, you scary

Damn nature, you funny!

If I was a plant, I would refuse to supply oxygen to a world in which people berate nature.

If I was a plant, I would refuse to supply oxygen to a world in which people berate nature.
...But then wouldn't you die? :U
« Last Edit: December 09, 2011, 05:38:58 PM by *Magick* Mage »

If I was a plant, I would refuse to supply oxygen to a world in which people berate nature.
And then you would die because too much smog would open a hole in the ozone burning you/blot out the sun meaning you can't photosynthesize.

If I was a plant, I would refuse to supply oxygen to a world in which people berate nature.
then you would refuse to eat

I hate to rain on your parade, but it would appear that you are entirely responsible for your predicament seeing as it was your decision to jump over the last step.

Don't forget with nature dawg

purge the unclean clothes and wash them above a fire

If I was a plant, I would refuse to supply oxygen to a world in which people berate nature.

That's like saying you would decide to stop exhaling. It doesn't work out so well, lolol

If I was a plant, I would refuse to supply oxygen to a world in which people berate nature.
Then you would become mowed over.  :cookieMonster:
« Last Edit: December 09, 2011, 06:22:54 PM by Tom Gunn »

Don't you just HATE GRAVITY? -_-

Don't forget with nature dawg

Do you have to comment twice on every topic you post on? Almost just saying two idiotic things?