Poll

was jesus a brontosaurus

yes
21 (30.9%)
no
5 (7.4%)
what's jesus
6 (8.8%)
what's a brontosaurus
8 (11.8%)
i used to believe in jesosauruses, but then i took an arrow to the knee
28 (41.2%)

Total Members Voted: 68

Author Topic: i found out my friend is loving stupid  (Read 2868 times)

The bible has dinosaurs in it?!

Oh my god im totally going to go read it.


what a dumbass

everybody knows that jesus was a holy space adventuring cat with lasers shooting out of its snake

God describes a brontosaurus in the book of Job

If you look at the bones of a Jesus-a-saurus..

If however many thousands of years ago, a perfect dinosaur could be described, and yet there was no word for dinosaur back then, how was a dinosaur perfectly described?

I wouldn't be surprised if the animals God created before Adam and Eve were dinosaurs.

This is why I hate religions. Everyone "knows" they're right.

oh god I figured that would be the most voted on answer  :cookieMonster:

Not to start a stuffstorm or anything but I think that there were references to dinosaurs in the bible. It mentions that god created a race of creature that was evil, or chaotic. Then, because he resented the creation he wiped them out. This would explain, in a way, the life and death of dinosaurs.

Again, not trying to start a stuffstorm, just giving a little input.
Yeah, I remember reading job, about something called a leviathan, some sort of reptile that was pretty much invulnerable to anything you threw at it.

But ADHD is total bullstuff.

eathan is right. adhd and add dont exist technically.

the drug companies cant sell something that dosnt treat a disease. so they lobby to make any common ailments a "disease". even things for add/adhd where it is just as well cured by proper child raising and some self control.

i mean you can take a pill that does anything.

pills that make you sleep, suddenly not being able to sleep is a "disease" lets treat the ailment and not the causes.

pills that make you stay awake. feeling sleepy is now a "disease" lets treat the ailment and not the causes.

hungry? not hungry enough? take a pill. treat the ailment and not the cause.

its all a $ scam. gotta wise up.
and legally a doctor HAS to tell you about a drug you ask about. thats why all the commercials tell you to ask your doctor about them. so they fearmonger up the stupid people, and it works.

dehydration is now a disease. but the drug companies will sell you a pill solution and tell you its better then water. and you all will fall for it lol.

but its like that for half the ailments you see commercials for. ridiculous things you dont need. including ridalin

I like it how most of the children nowadays who believe in religion had it forced unto them via their parents.

I like it how most of the children nowadays who believe in religion had it forced unto them via their parents.

I believe in it and I can easily turn Atheist if I so desire. I actually got stronger in my faith without my parent's aid.

But yeah, most children do have it forced on them and seem apathetic about it.