Gabe Newell sat in his office replying to the fan emails in his inbox. In a few minutes he was about to meet the Nintendo of America President Reggie Files-Aime to discuss a new development and licensing deal for the new 3ds.
There was a knock on his office door, by the time Gabe had spun his chair around and wobbles to his feet, Reggie had already entered his office and was shutting the door behind him. Gabe grabbed and shook Reggie's hnad. Reggie eyed Gabe's round, plump body. He licked lips ever so slightly. "I am Reggie Fils-Aime. I'm about loving asses and taking richards." He undid his belt and trousers, letting them fall around his ankles.
He wore no underwear. Gabe began salivating as he saw the Haitian man meat swinging between Reggie's legs. Reggie boasted, "It's like an N64 controller, it's made for 3 hands" Gabe's eyes grew big. "I think my richard has been playing Team Fortress 2, because it wants your ass for a hat," Gabe said while removing his own pants. Then Gabe lifted up his sagging stomach showing Reggie his massive valve. "I call it Episode 10, for obvious reasons."
"It might be more appropriate to call it Episode 12!" marveled Reggie. "In any case, I hope, unlike 3, that this Episode actually releases."
"Oh it's ready for release," Gabe smirked, "but I'll need you to work on it a bit first" Reggi spun around, sticking his anxious buttocks towards Gabe. "My body is ready"