Author Topic: HALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCED ALONG WITH OTHER STUFF FDSGSFDG  (Read 3001 times)

After playing Half-Life 2 I don't understand why there is so much hype.
To each his own. I, personally, very much enjoyed HL, HL2, HL2 EP1 & EP2.

I MEAN REALLY, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR LEGS AND YOU AUTOMATICALLY PICK UP WEAPONS

I never once complained about that in Half-Life 2. All I said was that it looked weird driving a vehicle because there is nothing there.

The game is too easy and linear in general. The AI in Half-Life 1 is tougher than the AI in Half-Life 2.

I'm laughing so hard right now.

half-life 2 is a linear piece of stuff with bad gunplay and unskippable cutscenes

Gabe Newell sat in his office replying to the fan emails in his inbox. In a few minutes he was about to meet the Nintendo of America President Reggie Files-Aime to discuss a new development and licensing deal for the new 3ds.

There was a knock on his office door, by the time Gabe had spun his chair around and wobbles to his feet, Reggie had already entered his office and was shutting the door behind him. Gabe grabbed and shook Reggie's hnad. Reggie eyed Gabe's round, plump body. He licked lips ever so slightly. "I am Reggie Fils-Aime. I'm about loving asses and taking richards." He undid his belt and trousers, letting them fall around his ankles.

He wore no underwear. Gabe began salivating as he saw the Haitian man meat swinging between Reggie's legs. Reggie boasted, "It's like an N64 controller, it's made for 3 hands" Gabe's eyes grew big. "I think my richard has been playing Team Fortress 2, because it wants your ass for a hat," Gabe said while removing his own pants. Then Gabe lifted up his sagging stomach showing Reggie his massive valve. "I call it Episode 10, for obvious reasons."
"It might be more appropriate to call it Episode 12!" marveled Reggie. "In any case, I hope, unlike 3, that this Episode actually releases."
"Oh it's ready for release," Gabe smirked, "but I'll need you to work on it a bit first" Reggi spun around, sticking his anxious buttocks towards Gabe. "My body is ready"

Gabe Newell sat in his office replying to the fan emails in his inbox. In a few minutes he was about to meet the Nintendo of America President Reggie Files-Aime to discuss a new development and licensing deal for the new 3ds.

There was a knock on his office door, by the time Gabe had spun his chair around and wobbles to his feet, Reggie had already entered his office and was shutting the door behind him. Gabe grabbed and shook Reggie's hnad. Reggie eyed Gabe's round, plump body. He licked lips ever so slightly. "I am Reggie Fils-Aime. I'm about loving asses and taking richards." He undid his belt and trousers, letting them fall around his ankles.

He wore no underwear. Gabe began salivating as he saw the Haitian man meat swinging between Reggie's legs. Reggie boasted, "It's like an N64 controller, it's made for 3 hands" Gabe's eyes grew big. "I think my richard has been playing Team Fortress 2, because it wants your ass for a hat," Gabe said while removing his own pants. Then Gabe lifted up his sagging stomach showing Reggie his massive valve. "I call it Episode 10, for obvious reasons."
"It might be more appropriate to call it Episode 12!" marveled Reggie. "In any case, I hope, unlike 3, that this Episode actually releases."
"Oh it's ready for release," Gabe smirked, "but I'll need you to work on it a bit first" Reggi spun around, sticking his anxious buttocks towards Gabe. "My body is ready"


I heard Gabe Newell is stepping down and becoming the head CEO of Roblox.





I heard Gabe Newell is stepping down and becoming the head CEO of Roblox.



Rob lox is about to get awesome