Ruin a dream!

[FFSO]

Wish Granted.

I wish that Badspot abandons GoDaddy.com for website service and goes to hostGator.

[Ad Bot]

[MrMcCakey]

Granted, but he ends up disliking hostGator.
I wish my brother wasn't a CoDcigarette.

[Skyfrost.]

He is no longer a codcigarette, but he became a very enthusiastic car salesman.
I wish That I could live in peace and happiness and never feel pain or die until my own choosing.

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, then you explode instantly.

I wish for a nuclear winter.

[ShadowYoshi294]

You die of nuclear radiation.
I wish for the ability to fly.

[blockguy123]

You run into a plane and die.

I DREAM that I am invincible.

[Zloff]

you become invincible but then this happens to you and you're trapped in a 1000000 foot pit

I wish I was not hungry all the time

[Maze24]

you get the exact opposite

I wish for a dream to be ruined

[Fireboy]

A dream is not ruined.

I wish for 250$ in my steam wallet.

[Pepsidude]

A dream is not ruined.

I wish for 250$ in my steam wallet.

It is given, but the steam servers will forever to busy to handle your request.

I wish for $100,000, neatly placed in bags of $10,000 in my garage that cannot be destroyed, and for it to be in non-counterfited non-stolen American Money.

[MrMcCakey]

tl;dr, wish not granted.
I wish for Buk Lau.

[Jake White]

You get one but so does someone else, and they macro it to automatically call you forever.

I wish for a giant robot that shoots rockets out of its ass.

[Isaac Fox]

Your mum told you, no world domination until you finish college.

I wish I lived in Los Angeles, California, USA.

[Comatose]

Los Angeles is destroyed by aliens. I wish for a wish that is not a wish but it is a wish also. Did I mention that this wish is not a wish but a dream?

[xbox 360 fan]

You get a dream AND a wish, then you die.

I want Ice Cream Gogogogogogoggo