Ruin a dream!

[Aniken 911]

The Wright brothers crash their plane into you.
I wish I could legally watch research.

[Ad Bot]

[Mack Attack]

You can but its gay research (Sorry bro)

I wish i had my old account code back

[lilpappaknox]

You do but your computer explodes.

I wish i not die by any means and my dream can't be ruined.

[Pliny]

You wake up.

I'd like to have no ambition.

[K2Dionysus]

You don't, but then are forced to. I wish I could be black for a day.

[Counter98]

You do, but a bunch of kool kids klub members come and beat you to death with doorknobs.

I wish I could go into the universe of Blockland.

[MrMcCakey]

Wish granted, but when you start a server you hear constant "can i be admin"
I wish I didn't suck at Terraria.

[Kumquat]

You don't, but nothing can beat you so you are forced to fight yourself.

I wish the Hersey kisses on my desk were chocolate, not mint.

[Aniken 911]

They become chocolate, but after being pepper sprayed in the mouth by a cop 5 seconds later, you die from the extreme heat.

I wish someone would play The Settlers of Catan with me.

[Devvy]

Nobody plays The Settlers of Catan with you.

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[Daemon18553]

You get 404ed.

I wish I had a life.

[blockguy123]

you get a life and then you dont have one again

i wish portal 2 would hurry up downloading on steam

[BlockoCrafter]

You got it, but the game's graphics are almost as good as a N64.
I wish that my wish will come true with no outcome of a negative following it or the wish being modified.

[blockguy123]

You got it, but the game's graphics are almost as good as a N64.
I wish that my wish will come true with no outcome of a negative following it or the wish being modified.

you get an error
I wish the graphics of my portal 2 were a good as battlefield 3's

[Devvy]

BF3 suddenly has Atari grapics.

I wish I could die :u