Author Topic: Dungeons and Dragons RP  (Read 74840 times)


FDSFDSD

JUST
FORGET IT.
FIRE A MAGIC MISSILE.
jeebus


FDSFDSD

JUST
FORGET IT.
FIRE A MAGIC MISSILE.
jeebus

Rolling D20.. 2

You attempt to cast magic missile, but nothing is happening.  You try harder until your hand gets shocked a little bit.  You let out a small yelp.

Rolling a D20 for a Kobold listen check to see if he heard you..  2.

He is in so much pain that he isn't paying attention whatsoever.  Your small yelp cannot be heard over his moaning.

Kobold 2's turn.

He turns around to face Veg.  He gathers himself just enough to try and kill one of the people who hurt him.  He swings his sword high for an attack.  D20..  13

Since you are laying down you have flat footed AC, which is 10 instead of 13.  He hits.

Damage D6..  2

The Kobold brings the sword down but winces at the last second.  The blow wasn't nearly as powerful as it should have been.

Deduct 2 HP from your playercard Veg

Mulch, you're up

I run at Kobold 2 and jump over Veg to deal an overhand blow.

Only rangers can use animals.

...right?

I looked back and found this.  Rangers are allowed to have wild pet (small) that they can call upon in times of need.  It doesn't stay with them.

Mage's are allowed to have what is known as a 'familiar'.  It can be something like an owl or a lizard or a frog; something to the like.  It stays with them, but it doesn't do too much.

I run at Kobold 2 and jump over Veg to deal an overhand blow.

The Kobold is facing away from you looking at Veg.  Veg overshot him and fell beyond him so he is facing away from you right now.  Attempt at backstab maybe?  It won't be as powerful as if you had a dagger but a backstab with anything gives a bonus

Oh well, I'll just ran up to him and stab through the back then.

Thank you for actually understanding what 5 pound telekinesis means.  Thank you.

I understand alot of things.

For example, Magic Missile is actually a bolt of pure energy, that quickly dissipates and can cause serious damage the nervous system if it fails. Once it actually hits, the energy is absorbed into the target's body, which most cannot handle. By this logic, most magicians would be unaffected by magic missile, if not for the fact that person has a different energy signature. When two energies of different signatures interact, there can be serious problems causing effects like headache, migraine, loss of hearing, organ rupture, bones breaking, sudden cardiac arrest, seizures, explosive diarrhea, vomiting and death.

And that, students, is how magic missile works.

Oh well, I'll just ran up to him and stab through the back then.

If you stab him in the neck you get extra damaaaage.
And also -2 accuracy, but whatever.

@xxxxkill

Yup.  But I am running a simpler system lol

@Mulch

Good quality stab throught the back.. D20.. 14.  Armor class has been beaten.

Rolling damage: 3 (+2 for backstab) = 5

Veg sees the tip of an iron short sword extend through the Kobold's chest.  The Kobold's eyes gloss over and then collapses, sliding off Mulch's sword.  He then assists Veg in getting up.

@xxxxkill

Yup.  But I am running a simpler system lol

I can also explain everything else.
EVERYTHING.

Can I be the dragon?

nu fuq u i am dragon



I should try to sneak past kobold 1

I catch my breath and thank Mulch for saving me with a quick gentlemanly bow.