Dungeons and Dragons RP

[xxxxkill]

Slap check.. 20! Epic success.

You slap him so good, minus one health to kill all.  It does nothing besides that

I'm not sure that was an epic success.

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[SirLancelot7]

The roll was to slap him.  There was no way a slap could being back magic

[xxxxkill]

Kick him in the nuts.
The sudden synapses 'ought to bring back his magic!

[masterockets]

use a "Bring back the magic" slap

[SirLancelot7]

You can do nothing physical to bring back his magic.  You are just screwed til it comes back

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Ohfine. I refuse to change his name, tho.


Cnaibdoge, God of Wolves

Likes twilight (the time of day), canines, the spirit of the hunt, occasional loneliness, loyalty, honor

Dislikes dishonerable conduct, mid-day sunlight, felines, those who abuse nature

I'm not good at this stuff.


"Um... ma'am, I don't mean to sound pushy, but I believe your flyer promised some form of payment, if that's not too much to ask. Me and my friends don't have much in the way of money."

[masterockets]

Be screwed until his magic comes back

[SirLancelot7]

Ohfine. I refuse to change his name, tho.


Cnaibdoge, God of Wolves

Likes twilight (the time of day), canines, the spirit of the hunt, occasional loneliness, loyalty, honor

Dislikes dishonerable conduct, mid-day sunlight, felines, those who abuse nature

I'm not good at this stuff.


"Um... ma'am, I don't mean to sound pushy, but I believe your flyer promised some form of payment, if that's not too much to ask. Me and my friends don't have much in the way of money."

OK that works.

Lady: Oh yes of course!  I'll pay you one gold piece per bat.  Now how many bats were up there?

You can bluff and roll a D20 and try to get more, or just take what you get.

Be screwed until his magic comes back

Two guards slam open the door.

Guard 1: Stop thieves!  You will never take the King's priceless treasure!

[xxxxkill]

OK that works.

Lady: Oh yes of course!  I'll pay you one gold piece per bat.  Now how many bats were up there?

You can bluff and roll a D20 and try to get more, or just take what you get.

Just give him what he gets, it would be against his morals to lie.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

OK that works.

Lady: Oh yes of course!  I'll pay you one gold piece per bat.  Now how many bats were up there?

You can bluff and roll a D20 and try to get more, or just take what you get.

No no, it would be awful to extort an elderly lady. Just tell her, about 20.

[masterockets]

Bluff roll: "I was hired by the king to test the trap systems, it appears the wood was not enchanted"

[SirLancelot7]

No no, it would be awful to extort an elderly lady. Just tell her, about 20.

Old Lady: Oh you deserve a little more then 20!  Here, I can spare 30 gold, what else am I going to do with it?

Vegetarian, add 30 gold to you player card.  You can split it if you so desire.

Bluff roll: "I was hired by the king to test the trap systems, it appears the wood was not enchanted"

D20.. 19.  (I will start automatically adding your skill levels to the rolls, so just know that I am taking it into consideration, I'm just not typing it out.)

Guard 1:  Oh I see.  Well get your hand out of there!  And who's the other guy!

[masterockets]

"He's a wizard in training, I think he shocked himself when he touched the chest"

[SirLancelot7]

Guard 1: Why is he here with you!?

Guards raise weapons again.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Many thanks, ma'am." I say with a bow. "I suppose I'll be going now."