Oh.
I facepalmed so hard, they felt an earthquake in China.
you facepalm
a speck of dust flies from your face due to the force of the facepalm
the dust floats around for hours at great speed due to the facepalm
the dust hits a lantern in eastern britain
the britain lantern is now overloaded and causes a fire
the fire creates massive winds
the winds stir up the oceans
the force of the oceans stirring up causes tsunamis off of africa's east coasts
the tsunamis shake the surrounding earth
this shaking produces more tsunamis which begin to stretch north
these northern stretching waves hit many aquatic volcanoes, which churn and boil because of the waves
the boiling lava causes the volcanoes, now off the coast of india, to shake and erupt
this causes earthquakes, creating a new fault line
the quakes run up the line into china
and thus
earthquake
in china
all because you just had to facepalm
Nah veg. I kinda ditched you anyway.
okay
