You are always free to shoot yourself.
Thanks, xxxxkill
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Sounds like something you'd say.
It sounds like something I would say IRL.Or am I seriously that much of an starfish?
Both, methinks.
Yeah, I've been told I'm a massive starfish.
Gnaw on bone shakles like a dog
Tell them I am not related to anything these guys have done, ever.
Since there really is no way to reason with them, can I use mage hand to pull their femurs out of place? or are they too heavy :I
Femurs are pretty heavy.I suppose we could yank some bones out of place.
Strap my staff onto my back unless they object and/or I cannot reach that far because I'm restrained.
You put the staff on your back. Do you walk over towards them and surrender?The femur is too heavy. A lighter bone would be possible, but You would have to remove a few bones before it did anything to seriously cripple them.