Dungeons and Dragons RP

[Mr. Jelly]

Can I just
try to sneak away

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[masterockets]

Remove their feet, or at least trip them with a stick
If only bone could burn

[SirLancelot7]

If I were to remove one of the lumbar vertebrae (The vertebrae between the rib cage and pelvis)......

I know what a lumbar vertebra is.  I've taken Medical Anatomy and college medical terminology classes.

Personally, I would aim straight for the Medulla Oblongata.  Take that out and they stop breathing, no heart rate, no ATP production.  

Instant death.


On topic:  I am still going to say no using mage hand to directly harm someone inwardly.

Remove their feet, or at least trip them with a stick
If only bone could burn

Technically, bone can burn.  A lot of heat is needed.  It smells disgusting when the osteocytes break down though. 

Using mage hand on a twig would work, but the odds of tripping are minimal.

Can I just
try to sneak away

Sneak:  8.  You attempt to sneak away, but another skeleton comes out from behind the trees and catches you.  He is now watching your backs to make sure no one else tries to escape.

[Mr. Jelly]

Okay guys should I
tackle the skeleton or am I just going to forget everything up

[Kill All]

Personally, I would aim straight for the Medulla Oblongata.  Take that out and they stop breathing, no heart rate, no ATP production.  

Instant death.

But aren't they already dead?

[SirLancelot7]

But aren't they already dead?

Oh snap.  I have been beaten.

But the skeletons still have brains.

[masterockets]

Dance a jig for my skeleton overlords

[SirLancelot7]

Dance a jig for my skeleton overlords

18.

They are pleased by your dancing.

[xxxxkill]

Mage hand out a couple of sticks, but wait before doing anything with them.
Keep the sticks out of view.

[Mr. Jelly]

wait wtf

I say to do the skeleton dance and I get ignored

[Kill All]

>Find rock
>Wait until xxxxkill decides to do something with his sticks
>Use mage hand to throw it at lumbar vertabrae
>pray to God that it makes the skeleton's upper half be disconnected from its lower half.

[Mr. Jelly]

how well are my arrows at piercing skulls?

[SirLancelot7]

wait wtf

I say to do the skeleton dance and I get ignored

Sorry, I missed it.

21.

The skeletons are even more impressed with your dancing ability!  They do not notice xxxxkill moving the sticks over.

Mage hand out a couple of sticks, but wait before doing anything with them.
Keep the sticks out of view.

11.  You find a few sticks and manage to slide them over.  They make some noise, but Jelly's dance provided a great distraction.  The twigs are now close to the skeletons and easier to use if need be (Less hard of a roll if you want to try and trip them).

how well are my arrows at piercing skulls?

You would need a natural 20 to pierce with your kind of weaponry.

[Mr. Jelly]

That awkward moment when you're a better bard then a ranger

[xxxxkill]

I can totally shove those sticks into their cerebral cortexes, right?