Well this is efficiently working so i'll just let this sit here. it also allows me to solve conflicts and make sure i don't bother anyone.
there is the sound of a great and powerful gavel striking a dense, thick surface of metal. the sound itself seems to fill the court, as if it were as great a presence as the gavel that produced it.
the judge, a gargantuan, many eyed beast from the Andromeda Galaxy, raises a tentacle to his maw and releases a rough cough that sounds like a broken clarinet.
"IT SEEMS," it coughs again, "THAT SOMEONE, SOME WEAK-MINDED AND PITIABLE FOOL, HAS MADE WHAT PUNY EARTHLINGS CALL A..." it pauses, the jury, his subjects, sensing the great importance of what is to be said.
"SELF DRAMA." it sais, putting great weight into his words. gasps release from the jury. the judge casts small, wet, piglike eyes in different directions, surveying his audience.
"ALTHOUGH US, OF THE GREAT INTERGALACTIC COURT, RARELY EVER BRING PUNY, PINK, HAIRLESS
EARTHLINGS INTO OUR MEDDLING, THIS SELF-DRAMA'S IDIOTIC BETA-WAVE EMISSIONS HAVE INTERRUPTED OUR ETHERCASTERS, IN TURN CUTTING OFF THE LIFE SUPPORT OF OUR COMPATRIOTS SITUATED IN FRONTIERS AFAR."
"WHAT HE HAS DONE IS A CRIME THAT NO IMPRISONMENT WILL BE ABLE TO JUSTIFY." it hisses, again surveying the room for reactions. "EARTH, AS A WHOLE, HAS CAUSED MANY BETA-WAVE MISHAPS. SURELY ERASING THEIR INSIGNIFIGANT BLUE MARBLE FROM THE ASTRAL PLANE WILL DO NOTHING BUT GOOD. COMMANDER? PULL THE LEVER."
the commander appeared as a tremendous eyeball with an eruption of tentacles from his base. using one of his uncountable limbs, he pulled a great, weighty laser, in turn firing a tremendous laser beam, and as the ancient Ganymedites used to say, "big mondo booma happin'"
