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Canada doesn't have an army, what are you doing?
Oh sure we do.It just consists of 3 farmers with shotguns and a fake submarine in Edmonton :3Oh, and those multi-million dollar F-35s we wasted a tonne of money on...
We do actully do have an army... Who do you thinks helping the US...
The French
No we do have the Canadian Armed Forces. I should know, my cousins in it...
Those don't exist and you know it. Your cousin spends time at a strip club.
Oh my god, please don't tell me it's a edit D: