there was a man named Rudolph Kravchenko
he is a communist
him and his wife were taking a walk in Red Square
it started precipitating
his wife said "look dear, it's snowing!"
he replied "no dear, it's raining"
she said "no dear, it's snowing!"
he said "no, it's raining, dear"
she said "dear, it's snowing"
he replied "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear"