It all started in June 16th, 1943. Vinny was born, but not without a tax. His mother, father and aunt all died in childbirth, and as soon as he was born the national socialists took over america and renamed it "national socialistmerica Riddlerland". He was born into a homeless shelter where he was beaten, touched and called names until he reached the young age of thirteen.
He reunited with his father, whom told vinny of the upcoming revolution and gave vinny his last 99mm revolver and told him to hide out. Vinny shot down several national socialists and hid inside of a treehouse for six years until he finally came out of hiding and decided to save the planet america. Vinny called the police who decided to help him by giving him a combat knife and a laser-sight addon for his 99mm revolver and seven calibur rifle.
Vinny went off and fought against the national socialist capital, killing evil people and saving homeless people for another four years. he was awarded a medal of honor after all of it but haha let's not get ahead of ourselves! After vinny infiltrated the national socialist base which was being guarded buy B.E.A.R soldiers
Inside he met Riddler ROBOT, who tried to pursaude him into joining the national socialists in their reign over america. Vinny almost turned, but then he remembered what the national socialists did to his mom and dad and he cut of Riddler robot's hand and Riddler robot fell backwards and died. the national socialists then made vinny their king and he told them to go away forever and to think about what they have done.
They did and he was the president of the united non-Riddler states of america II. All was well until an evil supervillian attacked and spawned world hunger. Vinny was distraught, wondering how such had happened. He then donned his new suit and became Furryman, justice for AMERICAN RIGHTS. He flew into the air and towards the supervillian whom addressed himself as "The hungernator". They had an epic duel, and Furryman was truck down
but not before vinny jumped to his side, said good bye and shoot hungernator. He laid there dying, as vinny walked over and asked why.
hungernator wanted to show the world what he went through during the national socialist holocaust wars and that he was a very sad person. vinny wept for the lost soul as he died.
But still, vinny had to defeat world hunger before it destroyed everything alive. He summoned jesus to give him powerful weapons and jesus did and so did god so he had TWO SWORDS but as it turns out it was just one sword.
Vinny leapt into the air and flew towards world hunger, who was breaking into the crust of the pie that is earth america II and he started battling it.
Although he lost, to this day vinny is remembered on "Haunakha" when people break out green lightsabers and chant the vinneaisaunt serenade and release the mexican battle robots for a festive fight.
But for all this time, world hunger has been awaiting...growing weary for one heroic soul to challenge him and defeat him...
will YOU BE THE HERO VINNY COULDNT BE?!?!?!?!
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