Giant bulge in pants.
Why is that a bad thing?
>unexpected boner>in class>right through your pantsOR>tightly pressed up against your scrotum
Play it off like a badass."That's right bitches, I my richard is longer than your legs."
>get promptly arrested for indecent exposure
forget THE POLICEliterallythey loving love giant snake
>get snake cut off>get beaten with said snake
cruel and unusual punishmentit's illegal
Not if a girl does it.
its forgeted up cuz its true
1. placid1. Undisturbed by tumult or disorder; calm or quiet. 2. Satisfied; complacent 3. not easily irritated 4. without untoward incident or disruption1 - "a placid existence" 2 - "not everyone shared his placid temperament"