Author Topic: So angry right now with school.  (Read 1929 times)

Yesterday I was sitting at my desk at the end of the table and I had my pencil case open. Some girl named Mia took my mini calculator and started to repeatedly keep pressing and pressing the numbers and looking at their square routes. It turns out the calculator is now BROKEN. 0 looks like 8, etc.
tl;dr what to do

Oh no, you lost a calculator!

Go buy a new one.

Are you sure it isn't light reflecting on it or something?

Dang calculator hackers. Urinate in her desk to get back at her.

Are you sure it isn't light reflecting on it or something?
turned off lights, all of them, nothing different
Jacob, calculators aren't easy to find in South East London.

Beat her face in over your $1 loss.

Tell your mother and teachers that she broke it, so then it can be blown out of preportion and you will get lots of money


turned off lights, all of them, nothing different
Jacob, calculators aren't easy to find in South East London.
Bahahahah

Calculator shortage in south east London! Oh dear!


If it's a small calculator, get over it.

If it's one of those that's like 100 bucks, sue her.

you're magic
it was £1

eh....

If it's a small calculator, get over it.

If it's one of those that's like 100 bucks, sue her.

eh....
YEAH YEAH SPEND MORE THAN 100 DOLLARS TO SUE SOMEONE OVER 100 DOLLARS

Math by hand, like in the old days.

Buy a TI-82 or something.