i hate florida

[Pink Ranger]

I live in Florida and I approve of this message

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[TheKhoz]

Try the Netherlands.
It's cold and rainy all year round, never any snow nor heat.

Pfft.

Holland.

[MegaScientifical]

Trust me, snow is hell. The past two years, we've had major snowstorms that stopped EVERYTHING. You should go to Canada - They get even more snow, but they don't even notice. I would tell me Canadian friend about how much snow we got and how everything closes down, and she'd laugh and be amazed, thinking that was just a little.

[Col. Burton]

I've lived I Florida for my entire life and I don't cry about how hot it is. Try sitting in a sports car with leather seats in 97 degree weather.

[Shell]

I lived in Florida for two years and hated it. Frogs coming up the toilet pipes yo.

My old dog ate a frog and died. forget YOU FLORIDA.

[Man 2]

Ohio's weather is ever-changing; this time last year there was a foot of snow on the ground, right now there's just sparse flakes falling every so often. I'm dreaming of a green Christmas all because of Ohio's autistic weather. This neighborhood I'm in is also far too... too... scary. It's so tranquil, so stereotypically suburban. Nobody ever seems to leave the house in my neighborhood but to get in the car and go somewhere else. I look out and it's like all humanity has dropped off the world. And when there are people outside, you don't want to be outside with them because you're afraid they're going to follow you home and stake out your house. Ugh.

[Skateaton]

If it were flat as cheerleaders' tits, Fort Lauderdale would be on a mountain.

Cheerleaders use their stretchy bodies to make up for their flat tits.
what are you talking about

[MegaScientifical]

Cheerleaders use their stretchy bodies to make up for their flat tits.
what are you talking about

Someone hasn't seen Cheerleaders outside of Florida, then.

[SonicTH]

I live somewhere in florida where there is barely any police officers here,

No trouble, no nothing.

You jelly?

[MegaScientifical]

Apparently it is the grammar-less part of Florida.

[fred da kiko]

Every topic you make is just you complaining about your life.

[Blocko 3D]

Move to Minnesota, it gets to the minuses up there. My Grandparents had a wall of snow last winter from a snowplow.

[Skateaton]

Every topic you make is just you complaining about your life.

oh my god are you kidding me
every topic i make is a goddamned youtube video.
lolwut.

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

Florida is awesome.

[Jetlok]

skateskate im gonna come visit you
do you live in fort myers