Having kids.

[Squideey]

Having kids is overrated. I'm going to have a huge pile of cash instead of a child. Having children isn't a requirement in life. I don't give a forget if I don't want to continue my genetic legacy. Why would I decide to have someone pass a screaming creature through their ripped-genitalia and have it added to the overloaded population? Anyone who has more than two kids is officially a terrorist.

Die.

[Ad Bot]

[Mardalf]

The wife that lay the golden cash?

[Mulch]

As a squid you will have up to 70,000 children. No exceptions.

[Black and White]

/disagree

[dorkdotdan]

Anyone who has more than two kids is officially a terrorist.

Uhhhh No.

[Jerkface]

As a squid you will have up to 70,000 children. No exceptions.

All of them mutually handicapped.

[Squideey]

As a squid you will have up to 70,000 children. No exceptions.

At least I can just throw them into the ocean and they can fend for themselves. Squidbabbies are badass like that. Unlike human babbies, which are helpless blobs of flesh with no defense mechanisms at all.

[Davy]

I'd sue anyone on this forum that decided to have a kid, seeing as it would be demon-spawn.

[Snackbar]

Having kids is overrated. I'm going to have a huge pile of cash instead of a child. Having children isn't a requirement in life. I don't give a forget if I don't want to continue my genetic legacy. Why would I decide to have someone pass a screaming creature through their ripped-genitalia and have it added to the overloaded population? Anyone who has more than two kids is officially a terrorist.

Die.

As said by somebody who doesn't have kids and isn't even mature enough to consider having children.

[Mulch]

At least I can just throw them into the ocean and they can fend for themselves. Squidbabbies are badass like that.

Most of your children will die.

[Squideey]

As said by somebody who doesn't have kids and isn't even mature enough to consider having children.

My brain can operate perfectly. I don't need to get an epiphany so I can decide to waste my time and ruin my life. You've just been brainwashed with what's always been the norm for everyone.

[Clone v.117]

At least I can just throw them into the ocean and they can fend for themselves. Squidbabbies are badass like that. Unlike human babbies, which are helpless blobs of flesh with no defense mechanisms at all.

Uhh.. Humans can spit acid from their eyes...
You guys can do it too right?

[Tetris]

no defense mechanisms at all.

Would YOU kill a baby?

Yeah. There's its defense mechanism.

[Squideey]

Uhh.. Humans can spit acid from their eyes... At least i can.

That's because your true homeworld is that of Europa. You've been put on this world for an important purpose.

Would YOU kill a baby?

Yeah. There's its defense mechanism.

I would eat one if it was cooked nicely. I wouldn't eat one of those germ-encrusted things raw.

[hankyje]

Chameleons have the best kids around