Having kids.

[Destroyer]

What if one of those people were wielding a battle-axe or some sort of experimental laser-cannon?

Kids forgeted.

I was gonna add "or piss everyone off" to my original post but I was to lazy haha.

[Ad Bot]

[fred da kiko]

Having kids is overrated. I'm going to have a huge pile of cash instead of a child. Having children isn't a requirement in life. I don't give a forget if I don't want to continue my genetic legacy. Why would I decide to have someone pass a screaming creature through their ripped-genitalia and have it added to the overloaded population? Anyone who has more than two kids is officially a terrorist.

Die.

it's a requirement according to your future wife.

[Squideey]

Nope. I haven't been brainwashed. I just realize that I haven't gotten to the point where I might want to have kids. When I was in high school, many of my teachers would point out that views commonly held by "enlightened" high school students, such as positive eugenics and a desire to limit reproduction as a form of birth control, are held by people who have never had children.

When you are actually old enough to have a child, it's an entirely different story, and your beliefs change even further after you have a child. It's that you don't want children right now, because you're not old enough to be able to take care of them. It's not an issue of mental maturity, it's physical and emotional maturity. It doesn't matter if you think you are mature or not now, you need to accept that your beliefs are probably going to change as you get older and become more mature.

Then it's important for me to hold on to this belief of mine. I'm sorry that I just hate kids that much, and find them absolutely repulsive. I'm not able to even be in the same room as a child covered in their own fluids.

[Wafflajizzles]

Uhhhh No.

Having more than two kids makes you a loving handicap though, you usually end up poor as stuff and there are enough people on the planet as is.

Although having one isn't bad at all.

[Clone v.117]

When kids are like little they are cute but as soon as they learn to talk i hate them so much, i literally lose a fraction of my brain cells whenever i hear a kid say something stupid, aka say anything at all.

[DrPepper]

I don't really want kids, they get really annoying. I'd rather be that super cool uncle that buys you stuff, you know? That way you get to chill with them and buy stuff for them (very small amount compared to college & diapers for them), and at the end of the day they go home.

[Nickelob Ultra]

it's a requirement according to your future wife.

No.  Some couples are content with having no kids at all.


I'll cross this bridge when I get to it as far as I'm concerned.

[Wafflajizzles]

The only reason I'd want kids is for later on in life, see them make something of themselves. Gives you the smug feeling of I did that

[SPooK]

Think of it this way. If your parents did not have you, you wouldn't be here right now. It's very difficult to just imagine that you would not exist. You were a child once too.

[Squideey]

Think of it this way. If your parents did not have you, you wouldn't be here right now. It's very difficult to just imagine that you would not exist. You were a child once too.

That doesn't meant that I also need to clone myself as well.

[SPooK]

That doesn't meant that I also need to clone myself as well.

That has zero reference to what I said.

[Nickelob Ultra]

That doesn't meant that I also need to clone myself as well.

No one will have this technology for a long time.

[Lil D]

Having kids is overrated. I'm going to have a huge pile of cash instead of a child. Having children isn't a requirement in life. I don't give a forget if I don't want to continue my genetic legacy. Why would I decide to have someone pass a screaming creature through their ripped-genitalia and have it added to the overloaded population? Anyone who has more than two kids is officially a terrorist.

Die.

That "screaming creature" is a human being you starfish.  Just remember that was you when you were born.

[Captain Crazy]

hi i'm squideey and I HATE forgetIN' BREEDERS AND THEIR CROTCH-DROPPINS AND ofghaofgh why isn't my electro-energy vampirism convincing them that childs suck

[Nickelob Ultra]

That "screaming creature" is a human being you starfish.  Just remember that was you when you were born.

He likes to throw these kind of things around for attention and public approval.

hi i'm squideey and I HATE forgetIN' BREEDERS AND THEIR CROTCH-DROPPINS AND ofghaofgh why isn't my electro-energy vampirism convincing them that childs suck

This is a good imitation, actually.