Having kids.

[Clone v.117]

That doesn't meant that I also need to clone myself as well.

You best not be talkin' down on clones fool!

[Ad Bot]

[Captain Crazy]

This is a good imitation, actually.

you should check out this podcast episode to hear more about obnoxious anti-children folks

f-plus is a funny podcast

[fred da kiko]

No.  Some couples are content with having no kids at all.


I'll cross this bridge when I get to it as far as I'm concerned.

eventually there comes a time in every woman's life where her mother yells at her to have kids. this is usually where a small parasite detaches itself from the mothers vagina, and swims into the daughters ear cbrown town. this parasite will then plant the need for children, much like inception. This bug stays dormant in the brain for around 30 years, until menopause. then it swims down to the vagina, and waits for the woman to tell her child to have kids. sometimes the mother is dead or missing, or the parasite dies within the vagina.

[Nickelob Ultra]

eventually there comes a time in every woman's life where her mother yells at her to have kids. this is usually where a small parasite detaches itself from the mothers vagina, and swims into the daughters ear cbrown town. this parasite will then plant the need for children, much like inception. This bug stays dormant in the brain for around 30 years, until menopause. then it swims down to the vagina, and waits for the woman to tell her child to have kids. sometimes the mother is dead or missing, or the parasite dies within the vagina.

No and no.  Some women ignore their mothers or their mother dies and they remain on their choice.  Or their moms respect that choice.

It's not an absolutely proven theory that all women want to make kids.  Some don't, most do.

[Thompson]

I have no physical relation with any of my siblings or my father or mother, I find them to be nothing like me, I wonder why that is, I have documentation stating that my father is my father and my siblings are my siblings, so I'm just left to wonder what genetic process occurred to make me and my relatives nothing alike.

[Lil Robot]

i don't even think very young humans have sentientcy.

[fred da kiko]

No and no.  Some women ignore their mothers or their mother dies and they remain on their choice.  Or their moms respect that choice.

It's not an absolutely proven theory that all women want to make kids.  Some don't, most do.

like i said, the women who's vagina parasite prematurely died don't want kids. the mothers who respect their child's opinion had the parasite die before menopause.

[mp7964]

Having kids is overrated. I'm going to have a huge pile of cash instead of a child. Having children isn't a requirement in life. I don't give a forget if I don't want to continue my genetic legacy. Why would I decide to have someone pass a screaming creature through their ripped-genitalia and have it added to the overloaded population? Anyone who has more than two kids is officially a terrorist.

Die.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

/disagree

[Daemon18553]

Solution: adopt. :D

Hopefully Angelina Jolie will leave some African babies for the rest of us.

[Yosher]

As a squid you will have up to 70,000 children. No exceptions.

So a squid is basically 35,000 terrorists, huh.

[Aphtonites]

I wouldn't have a problem with having a huge population as long as we're concentrating on colonizing other planets.

[Daemon18553]

I wouldn't have a problem with having a huge population as long as we're concentrating on colonizing other planets.

Except we aren't. D:

[Kingdaro]

i've never heard of the "family legacy" stuff :U

[Tokthree]

ITT; People who will never have children anyway complain about how children are horrible things and say that they will never have them out of a choice that they will never get.
AlsoITT; People who don't have children argue with the other people about how children are wonderful balls of happiness that are great to have.

Yup