Having kids.

[Daemon18553]

ITT; People who will never have children anyway complain about how children are horrible things and say that they will never have them out of a choice that they will never get.
AlsoITT; People who don't have children argue with the other people about how children are wonderful balls of happiness that are great to have.

Yup

Ten points to Gryffindor. That's pretty much how every thread here works.

That being said, kids rule. I'm going to adopt a baby from every continent and name them Black, Yellow, Red and White! <3

Without the trolling, I will adopt. Adoption is the best thing since the universe.

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[Aphtonites]

Except we aren't. D:

And that's the big problem.
But hurr durr, first we have to suck up all the oil and get everyone their own indoor pool, apparently.

[Daemon18553]

And that's the big problem.
But hurr durr, first we have to suck up all the oil and get everyone their own indoor pool, apparently.

If we'd continued our space program at the same rate and vigor as the Apollo program, we'd have been to Mars and back by now. At least twice. Plus, a moon colony.

[Skip]

ITT; People who will never have children anyway complain about how children are horrible things and say that they will never have them out of a choice that they will never get.

Yeah because since the people here currently aren't in the condition to have kids, they never will be able to.
I'm 99% sure some of the people who have posted in this topic will have kids.

And that's the big problem.
But hurr durr, first we have to suck up all the oil and get everyone their own indoor pool, apparently.

Humans are incredibly intelligent beings.
...some of them.

[Kobewarrior]

So you don't want to get laid?

[Skip]

So you don't want to get laid?

You can "get laid" without having kids. :v

[Tremrist]

So you don't want to get laid?

condoms

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The children's defense mechanism is the fact that we think kids are cute.  There are few people who would be willing to hurt a baby.  I'm pretty sure that hormones are secreted which make us want to care for infantile humans.

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condoms

For kiddies

[Serge64]

There are few people who would be willing to hurt a baby.

but what about things that aren't human?

[Daemon18553]

For kiddies

Quadruplets? Yeah, maybe if the condom breaks.

[Tokthree]

The children's defense mechanism is the fact that we think kids are cute.  There are few people who would be willing to hurt a baby.  I'm pretty sure that hormones are secreted which make us want to care for infantile humans.

It's called the maternal instinct.
Some people just lack it though

[Kearn]

everyone fits into the state of texas with 1070 square feet per person

that means a 4 person family gets 4280 square feet total, bigger than the average home

[Skip]

The children's defense mechanism is the fact that we think kids are cute.  There are few people who would be willing to hurt a baby.  I'm pretty sure that hormones are secreted which make us want to care for infantile humans.

I actually don't think babies are cute at all ( being honest here, don't judge me :c ), but I wouldn't even think of hurting one.
Actually, I wouldn't hurt a baby anything.
except bugs

but what about things that aren't human?

The brilliant power of having older (and therefore stronger) humans take care of you usually protects you from things like that.
Usually.

[Kobewarrior]

You can "get laid" without having kids. :v

condoms

I've heard it feels better without them so loss for him!