Author Topic: Ask Vegetarian Zombie  (Read 2706 times)

help me I'm a noun on a stick I don't want to get verbed

go down to the 10th floor
pick up the yellow burrito
sniff it for 4 seconds
the clerk will guide you from there



that was unkind.

Potato?

tomato

why does no one like you?

I wish I knew, honestly

how much do you want to bone me

* Vegetarian Zombie stretches his arms out wide.

liek dis much :3

I'm your assistant whether or not you like it.

ō_ō

When will the moon fall to earth unleashing a massive, unstoppable, ruthless force of robots and sheep?

what time is it now?

TETS OR AZZ? #SAWG

DAWG TETS R DA SHYT

bump because ask me stuff I'm lonely



How does battery acid taste?

How does battery acid taste?

Umm...

let my assistant get back to you on that

GOJIRA
FRONT AND CENTER

Why do you post so god damn much.

Why do you post so god damn much.

I have little to do outside of the computer realms.