happy birthday iban

[Bisjac]

i love his strategy of getting woman.

- befriend her
- sweet talk her past the cute level, and into the creepy level
- bash every other guy in her life so you can convince her of your male superiority
- tell hypothetical stories that would make you appear a better guy to date

if failed, then:
call her ugly, tell her shes a crazy lonely bitch, tell her she loves bad guys, tell her what a perfect friend you could have been and how shes missing out.

then threaten to kill yourself, or have a life revolution story that may convince her last minute you are a diff guy.

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

i love his strategy of getting woman.

- befriend her
- sweet talk her past the cute level, and into the creepy level
- bash every other guy in her life so you can convince her of your male superiority
- tell hypothetical stories that would make you appear a better guy to date

if failed, then:
call her ugly, tell her shes a crazy lonely bitch, tell her she loves bad guys, tell her what a perfect friend you could have been and how shes missing out.

then threaten to kill yourself, or have a life revolution story that may convince her last minute you are a diff guy.

If the Enneagram can be cited, Iban has an extremely unhealthy Type II personality.

Basically, he forces favors and gifts onto people because he wants something in return. If he doesn't get what he wants, he convinces himself that he's a martyr and that he's being victimized and taken advantage of, and with that false justification he sees it as giving him a license to be an starfish.

[They] want to be closer to others, so [they] start "people pleasing," becoming overly friendly, emotionally demonstrative, and full of "good intentions" about everything. [Giving] seductive attention: approval, "strokes," flattery. Love is their supreme value, and they talk about it constantly.

[They] become overly intimate and intrusive: they need to be needed, so they hover, meddle, and control in the name of love. Want others to depend on them: give, but expect a return: [sending] double messages. Enveloping and possessive: the codependent, self-sacrificial person who cannot do enough for others—wearing themselves out for everyone, creating needs for themselves to fulfill. [They're] increasingly self-important and self-satisfied, feel they are indispensable, although they overrate their efforts in others' behalf. Hypochondria, becoming a "martyr" for others. Overbearing, patronizing, presumptuous.

[They] can be manipulative and self-serving, instilling guilt by telling others how much they owe them and make them suffer. Abuse food and medication to "stuff feelings" and get sympathy. Undermine people, making belittling, disparaging remarks. Extremely self-deceptive about their motives and how aggressive and/or selfish their behavior is.

What in that passage DOESN'T describe Iban perfectly?

[TeslaCoil]

IBAN is leetle babby man.


AHA! IBET you didn't see that coming.

[Freeze]

i love his strategy of getting woman.

- befriend her
- sweet talk her past the cute level, and into the creepy level
- bash every other guy in her life so you can convince her of your male superiority
- tell hypothetical stories that would make you appear a better guy to date

if failed, then:
call her ugly, tell her shes a crazy lonely bitch, tell her she loves bad guys, tell her what a perfect friend you could have been and how shes missing out.

then threaten to kill yourself, or have a life revolution story that may convince her last minute you are a diff guy.

you're missing the part where he wants to burn babies

[JD]

maybe he got ego for his birthday
nah he's already got enough of those
maybe he'll get pus-- ...nah no shot of that either. oh well I tried.

[TeslaCoil]

I heard they have to put a juicy steak around his neck just to get the dog to play with him.

[Colten]

I heard they have to put a juicy steak around his neck just to get the dog to play with him.

His face already resembles a plump ham

[Nickelob Ultra]

i love his strategy of getting woman.

- befriend her
- sweet talk her past the cute level, and into the creepy level
- bash every other guy in her life so you can convince her of your male superiority
- tell hypothetical stories that would make you appear a better guy to date

if failed, then:
call her ugly, tell her shes a crazy lonely bitch, tell her she loves bad guys, tell her what a perfect friend you could have been and how shes missing out.

then threaten to kill yourself, or have a life revolution story that may convince her last minute you are a diff guy.

Like I said, the Iban cycle continues.

It fails to be disproven.  He'll never change and he'll just keep repeating himself with some other woman on the internet.

It should be called the "Iban complex" but then again no other human to my knowledge is as broken in the mind as that poor sub-human twat.

[Yosher]

Whatever happend to iBan

He got banned in a week after his IP was unbanned.
Kinda funny.

[Stocking]

Like I said, the Iban cycle continues.

It fails to be disproven.  He'll never change and he'll just keep repeating himself with some other woman on the internet.

It should be called the "Iban complex" but then again no other human to my knowledge is as broken in the mind as that poor sub-human twat.

Lizzyrascal better watch out.

[Cancel]

I've got 99 problems..
but a bitch ain't one..

[Nickelob Ultra]

Lizzyrascal better watch out.

Given her unibrow could make her pass as a boy and his interests in shota...

[Stocking]

Given her unibrow could make her pass as a boy and his interests in shota...

If he turns her over he can pretend she's a little boy.

[mp7964]

ok for the HURTFUL cyber bullys out there (please refrain from hurting his feelings too much he is drinking rum becuase of these hurtful messages and he is really crying hard.)

~exclusive heart photo~
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KAY Now I think you're an alt, and you are now classified as a moron.

[Nickelob Ultra]

If he turns her over he can pretend she's a little boy.

Yeah, just leave the undies on aside and all that.

He'll have to hope that she doesn't grow breasts either.

KAY Now I think you're an alt, and you are now classified as a moron.

If you don't know who mawty is by now you're likely a moron.