Author Topic: Skateaton found some new reading material he's gonna buy  (Read 896 times)

http://www.amazon.com/Haunted-Vagina-Carlton-Mellick-III/dp/097624988X

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It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their love life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of love, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.
Oh god.

I'm gonna read this. Holy stuff.




That sounds reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa allllllllly stupid.

QQQQQUUUUEEE?!?!?! This brother high?

Customers who bought this also bought: The Baby Jesus Butt Plug, The cigarettegiest Vampire, The Menstruating Mall, etc

what the fuuuck

Customers who bought this also bought: The Baby Jesus Butt Plug, The cigarettegiest Vampire, The Menstruating Mall, etc

what the fuuuck
Best one in it I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy and Like researcho for Psychos.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2011, 10:29:41 PM by Shy_Guy »

Customers who bought this also bought:
-24 foot rope
-authentic bar stool replica
-sturdy iron-set ceiling hooks

Customers who bought this also bought: The Baby Jesus Butt Plug, The cigarettegiest Vampire, The Menstruating Mall, etc

what the fuuuck
hahaha

I took a look into the book online on amazon, it is so terribly written its funny.


Wow, the first page and already the plot is at hand.

It usually takes a while for the inciting incident to occur. :o

oh god this is so bad.
well, when i read the whole thing i'll find out.