You're on the naughty list...

[Moriarty]

santa i didnt feel like letting that mexican have my watch
i mean, who WOULDNT rape his family and then kill them and then take his watch

[Ad Bot]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

santa i didnt feel like letting that mexican have my watch
i mean, who WOULDNT rape his family and then kill them and then take his watch

"You got a point there, kid..."

[Mega-Bear]

Well, I went to a alley way with one of his elves.
Let's say the only thing left of him was just blood and some limbs.
He pulled out a toy knife on me.

Did you kill his cat afterwards?

[Squideey]

I gave the gift of radiation to some schoolchildren.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I gave the gift of my snake to some schoolgirls.

[ShadowZero]

I beat up someone for showing up at school.

[Isaac Fox]

Came a little close to killing a few people.

A little.

[dorkdotdan]

"Perhaps the gods have placed you here so that we may meet. As for what you have done... it does not matter.
That is not what you will be remembered for."

OBLIVION

[Muzzles56]

Well, i work in the Empire state building and at one point I took some kids books back from a nun

[Night Fox]

Well, i work in the Empire state building and at one point I took some kids books back from a nun

wtf you're going to hell

[Mr Man]

I did Night Fox's mom

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I did Night Fox

[rockslide26]

Well, i work in the Empire state building and at one point I took some kids books back from a nun

I c wat u did ther

[jookbox :D]

i peeked under the dog.


wait no that one isn't funny.   


I killed someone with a golfball.   


there we go.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

i peeked under the dog.


wait no that one isn't funny.   


I killed someone with a golfball.   


there we go.

I killed a man

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