How 2 Increase Manliness?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Okay so it seems like every girl I meet wants some macho guy.

I am not macho.
I wear glasses, sing in a choir, like to dance, enjoy cooking/baking, and know stuffloads of facts most would deem totally unimportant.

I figure it might help me get through my depression swings if I have someone else in my life. So, how to I become tougher/more masculine?


inb4lolrealmendon'tbake

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[Davy]

stop being an awkward motherforgeter, problem solved.

[charlieboy]

Exercise

lolrealmendon'tbake

[IkeTheGeneric]

1. Realize that singing, dancing and cooking can be manly just so long as you don't let it embarrass you
2. Exercise often. You're too young to gain significant muscle mass from working out.
3. Start eating inside of food groups and brush your teeth. Women are hot for guys who brush their teeth
4. Be yourself

[jookbox :D]

Okay so it seems like every girl I meet wants some macho guy.

I am not macho.
I wear glasses, sing in a choir, like to dance, enjoy cooking/baking, and know stuffloads of facts most would deem totally unimportant.

I figure it might help me get through my depression swings if I have someone else in my life. So, how to I become tougher/more masculine?


inb4lolrealmendon'tbake

Become gay. I'm sure lots of gay dudes would enjoy your company, srs.


no really

[IkeTheGeneric]

Become gay. I'm sure lots of gay dudes would enjoy your company, srs.

That's a horrible idea

[Night Fox]

Become gay. I'm sure lots of gay dudes would enjoy your company, srs.

yeah
yeeeeah

That's a horrible idea

YOU'RE a horrible idea

[jookbox :D]

EDIT: You're a horrible idea. FFFFUUUUUUU-

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Exercise

lolrealmendon'tbake

I walk about a mile every day.

stop being an awkward motherforgeter, problem solved.

You aren't helping.

1. Realize that singing, dancing and cooking can be manly just so long as you don't let it embarrass you okay.
2. Exercise often. You're too young to gain significant muscle mass from working out. I can do that.
3. Start eating inside of food groups and brush your teeth. Women are hot for guys who brush their teeth I already do
4. Be yourself once again I already do

Become gay. I'm sure lots of gay dudes would enjoy your company, srs.


no really

no
I've already tried that

[asablief]

go 2 molotory acodomy!!!!1

[Bopizku]

Get contacts, leave choir, stop dancing, and ditch school.

[asablief]

Get contacts, leave choir, stop dancing, and ditch school.

wrong

[Bisjac]

my depression swings if I have someone else in my life

there is your biggest problem right there.

quit being an emotional girl, loving man up.

[Night Fox]

no
I've already tried that

try again
if you don't succeed, try, try again
I'm pretty sure that's how it goes

[Davy]

4. Be yourself

are you loving serious