How 2 Increase Manliness?

[Yosher]

fap

(no idea how this hasn't been said yet)

[Ad Bot]

[e-maxx]

grow a mustache

[Thompson]

Get into blacksmithing, then you can be badass when you chop your enemies in half with a sword hot off the forge.
What you need:
1: Hammer
2:Flat rock
3:camp fire
4:bar of soft metal
5:bucket of oil to dip the sword in for heat treating.
6:Badass mustache.

[Böltster]

However, Night Fox, through a Steam conversation, has convinced me to stay the way I am. No point it trying to be someone I'm not.

The whole "perfect the way you are" thing is an excuse for the weak to not be bothered improving

[Darkness ZXW]

I walk about a mile every day.

That won't help. It increases leg muscle only.

[Sigma]

be an starfish

[GodlyFireFight]

Get contacts, leave choir, stop dancing, and ditch school.

Sure why not this?
Not the last one. That aint cool.

[Flamecannon]

being in the choir means you get to be social a super lot
i may sound like the casual nerd but i am at least 40 percent swag official
do YOU PLAY YUGIOH IN CHOIR LIKE I DO?
i thought so
believed in heart of cards
wingweaver +100
son

[steve5451]

Start by ditching the glasses, stop dancing, stop singing, and I don't care if you cook/bake. Make sure to use plenty of drugs on campus and try provoking smaller people into fighting you. Cool in 1 week bro.

[Flamecannon]

i don't think you should be asking what cool is when 80 percent of Blocklanders are probably not

[Böltster]

i don't think you should be asking what cool is when 80 percent of Blocklanders are probably not

im cool and i say go to a gym

[Flamecannon]

im cool and i say go to a gym

pose for the ladies too
and like
squats

[Böltster]

pose for the ladies too
and like
squats

nup not squats, he should work on the ego muscles first (chest, lats, traps, arms), and THEN squats

[Otis Da HousKat]

Don't listen to some of these guys; bitches love guys who can dance and cook. You just need to supplement your activities with some exercise and strength building.

Most importantly you need to not be a spaz around people. Be confident. You're just going to here the same types of things over and over from people. It's up to you to actually act on your desire to not be a loser nerd.

[asablief]

Also, roll your shoulders back and straighten out your back if you don't already. If you're all hunched over you look weak.