Author Topic: Greatest Christmas moments!  (Read 609 times)


>Drunk grandfather being santa
>Pants falling down

lol
we have it on video too

I don't really have any, to be honest.


One time, I couldn't sleep christmas eve. I went upstairs where there was a party. Being the fat american I am, I grabbed a stack of five home made peanut butter cookies. I ate them, went down stairs, and immediately fell asleep.

FIRST WORLD MEMORIES.

I have a lot. I have 3 cats, a dog, and friends/family that constantly spoil me. Adds up to some nice holidayz

My worst "Christmas" memory was when I had to put my dog down 3 days before Christmas

My worst "Christmas" memory was when I had to put my dog down 3 days before Christmas
b'aaww :c
that sounds like it would really suck :c

My worst "Christmas" memory was when I had to put my dog down 3 days before Christmas
D;

Also I remember when I was in elementary school, I was doing a Christmas Drama, and I was a Phony Santa, and when they found out, they started chasing me all around the audience, then my fat started falling out so I had to carry my belly all the way back to the stage.

>Christmas morning a few years ago.
>I'm a skinny mofo.
>Wearing ONLY UNDERWEAR.
>Open a box and find the rarest Bionicle EVER, the 7th Toa. B)
>Mom takes pic.

...

>Present day.
>See pic.
>HOT DAMN I WAS A SKINNY MOFO WEARING ONLY UNDERWEAR.

>Christmas morning a few years ago.
>I'm a skinny mofo.
>Wearing ONLY UNDERWEAR.
>Open a box and find the rarest Bionicle EVER, the 7th Toa. B)
>Mom takes pic.

...

>Present day.
>See pic.
>HOT DAMN I WAS A SKINNY MOFO WEARING ONLY UNDERWEAR.
oh my god lol

me getting a devils jersey a few years ago.

LETS GO DeViLS!

When I got my XBOX360... today. I was frozen in awe for like a minute.

Getting hugged by everyone because I did the dishes at our party.

I may not be loved here but elsewhere I am. :3